Kids, Awkward and Work: Mean streets

haha! sounds like me when I was little. I got sent home from a field trip to stone mountain in the third grade for calling my teacher a bitch. my parents thought she was too but told me I should never actually tell her that.

soketgo 0

Saturday 5 March 2011 18:56

that's good, why would it be bad?

RedRobinYum 0

Friday 5 August 2011 8:53

That kid has guts.

ashtree 12

Friday 5 August 2011 21:48

I bet that kid felt powerful, like being a dwarf among midgets.

Give_Linux_A_Go 28

Sunday 21 August 2011 1:54

when I was in kindergarten, saying "shut up" was almost unthinkable! times change... (sighs)

HappyJello 7

Tuesday 8 November 2011 16:22

Me too! My older sister would say shut up to me and I would start yelling at her to not use bad words.

Trilogy 1

Friday 14 October 2011 5:16

What a boss kid

Acove 0

Wednesday 30 November 2011 21:31

HAHA ****** bitch

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