By babbling idiot - 14/08/2015 09:35 - Canada

Today, I approached a hot female security guard and attempted to compliment her new tattoos. Instead of saying, "Nice tats", I ended up saying, "Nice tits". My HR meeting is tomorrow morning. FML
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FusionPlacebo 26

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Kaalschneid 21

really, #1 is right. it's one thing to stumble on words, but tats to ****? this could have been easily avoided by saying tattoos, because she wouldn't have noticed titoos from tattoos. well, OP, there's your English lesson for today. you deserve it.

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ChristianH39 30

37 Hindsight is 20/20, I hope you never make mistakes and live a flawless existence.

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MrSassypants 33

#37 Even if OP said tattoos he could've still messed up. "I like your hair. And your **** too."

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slackerjoe 22

was gonna say the same. Its called a Freudian slip. Its when you say what you were thinking instead if what you meant to say.

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Angelkisses130 26

Hey, don't judge. I once asked my friend's mom, "why did you buy so many penis?" I meant to say peanuts...

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gracehi 31

65, That made me laugh out loud! Never change, lady. Never change.

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adeeezy 2

#1 pickup line had HR not got involved

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curlytop101 23

This can go two ways. Either you get lucky and get laid, or you get fired. Best of luck!

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OopsyDoodle 6

judging by the fact that he has an HR meeting, i dont think he's getting lucky.

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curlytop101 23

Shoot, didn't realize it said HR there. Oops

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RedPillSucks 31

he'll be lucky if he doesn't get fired

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enginsteve 17

That's why you never **** with anyone where you work..

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lantz4levi 19

Could you tell us why you did it? I liked her tats. That should go over well

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vikky538 28

**** and tats are real tongue twisters OP. May be you should try using tattoos instead of tats.... My bad then you could have said ******* ...

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Colon_Man 17

In OPs' mind: Don't say boobs. Don't say boobs. Don't say boobs. Out of OPs' mouth: "Boobs." In OPs' head: Dammit!

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19990231 29

Simple Freudian slips are the reason women think that men are sex driven pigs.

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Gaernem 17

Ask her out on a date that involves tots as the main course while you're at it.

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PePziNL 20

A girl with nice **** and tats tasting tater tots. Terrific.

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gracehi 31

How many Freudians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One two hold the ladder and the other to hold the penis--er--I mean lightbulb.

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RedPillSucks 31

don't be silly. Freudians can't fit in a lightbulb

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RedPillSucks 31

his first comment probably was honest

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