Miscellaneous: Method acting

Method acting

By Anonymous - 09/08/2016 20:58 - United States - Hayward

Today, my uncle asked me to act as a bodyguard in a video he was making. I put on the shades and suit while he was saying his message to the camera. I was laughing so hard internally that I ended up farting so loud throughout the entire video. We had to shoot the video five times. FML

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By flipflop - 07/06/2010 07:03 - United States

Today, I got married. I was so nervous right before I said my vows that, in the dead silence, I farted. Loud. My brother showed me afterwards, on tape, over and over and over again. FML

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By nearsighted-ut - 26/09/2019 02:00

Today, I was watching TV when my older brother thought it would be funny to rip a bare-assed fart in my face before a shower. I looked up, only to see a brown blob on my glasses. My nickname is now "Shitfaced." FML

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By sillymink - 20/08/2016 02:06 - United States

Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of my grandfather's funeral and my cousin started cracking up. It caused a chain reaction of laughter throughout all of the other cousins and my siblings. Now my aunts won't speak to any of us. FML

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By ECullen - 21/05/2009 19:13 - United States

Today, I was talking to this guy that I like a lot and I think he likes me back. When he told me I was beautiful I laughed so hard that I farted. Loudly. FML

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Ight imma head out

By Anonymous - 10/10/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I was nervously observing a delicate medical procedure while training at my new job. I tried to stifle a sneeze and instead (as you can probably guess) ripped the biggest, most cartoonishly loud fart of my life. My ass sounded like a tuba and I was asked to leave the room. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2020 02:00

Today, I farted during a Zoom call in front of our client. I thought mic was muted. My Team Lead had lot of things to say to me. FML

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By hisgirl4life - 05/02/2010 13:44 - United States

Today, I laughed so hard my milk went out my nose in front of the boy I liked. Then, since I was laughing so hard about that, I accidentally farted. FML

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By Mark - 30/03/2009 07:06 - United States

Today, I was working out at the gym doing squats. There was a girl there that I wanted to impress so I loaded up the bar with a lot of weight and began to do my squat. As I was going down I farted so loud that I began to laugh and fell backwards. Everyone in the room just stared at me. FML

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By SADlilAZN - 17/02/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I made a couple of videos of me playing guitar and singing some of my favorite songs. I got back from school to find my family huddled around the camcorder, laughing, imitating, and making jokes about the video. FML

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Spanner in the works

By .......... - 07/06/2015 09:46 - Canada - Spruce Grove

Today, I found my boyfriend and his friends laughing hysterically and practically choking on popcorn. They were watching a video of me in a school play, trying to sing while sobbing because I'd just pissed my pants in front of 200 people. Thanks for giving him the video, mom. FML

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allykaymorris 24

Wednesday 10 August 2016 9:40

Sounds like it was a blast.

takara98 17

Wednesday 10 August 2016 9:39

Don't worry, OP. It'll be a pretty funny story to tell once filming is over with.

Comments

TheAspieDork 27

Wednesday 10 August 2016 20:06

Next time, lay off the Taco Bell pre-shoot.

shitstorm28 11

Wednesday 10 August 2016 20:14

wait. holding in laughter makes you fart?

cakester123 11

Wednesday 10 August 2016 22:02

Haha noice

heatherrr17 19

Wednesday 10 August 2016 23:43

What kind of video was he trying to make?

bluemoon2099 2

Thursday 11 August 2016 0:08

That's awesome lol

Fuhkyoo 17

Thursday 11 August 2016 0:43

please tell me its one of those wacky local furniture store commercials

Cagara_fml 10

Thursday 11 August 2016 15:05

You farted each and every time for five intakes ?

TheLostCauseFML 40

Friday 12 August 2016 10:26

Sounds like a ghast. That's one way to bodyguard. I wouldn't go near ya. Job well done.

luckystrikes1408 3

Saturday 13 August 2016 21:15

this isn't fml but an lmfao.

ATPR_4 9

Monday 15 August 2016 6:18

I bet your uncle was so glad he asked you hahaha

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