Misleading

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I went to dinner with a guy I like and paid the $120 bill. After joking that he was an expensive date, he replied, "I'm laughing at how you think this is a date." FML
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Top comments

UrYousername 15

I apologize on behalf of all men for the behavior of that douche.

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Welshite 39

Don't even waste your time with him then. Make sure you collect his half of the bill too.

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Comments

jordanhraye 18

Op, you need to let us know what happened next! That dude is a douche, he has no self respect. You dodged a bullet!

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giraffelovergirl 19

So sorry OP! Guys can be such jerks(so can girls though)!!

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gc327072 30

"I brought you to my penthouse, you called it a shack, I bought you a ten-dollar dinner, and you called it a snack!"

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Trinidad727 9

He have better enjoyed the meal because that's his last! karma is a B****

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perdix 29

You mean you spent all that money in him, and he wouldn't let you give him a *******? How rude!!

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LissaMccracken 23

I doubt she could have made him pay for half at that point so... I hope she at least kicked him in the balls as hard as she could.

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ElricMustang 23

"Bitch, I just paid the bill. It's a date."

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XxxT3rr4xxX 25

I hope you ran out on the bill and left his ass to pay it either that or only paid your half then don't give that dick a ride home. Make his ass walk home.

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XxxT3rr4xxX 25

I would have also laughed after what he said the promptly said I hope you know I'm not paying for you.

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XxxT3rr4xxX 25

Sadly that is the downfall on OP

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