Weird, ACAB and Cops: Misplaced ACAB moment

You dont need that negativity in your life I got family members that i don't speak to or acknowledge anymore kuz they are retarted and just bad people all around

worldclassrager 39

Friday 13 November 2015 5:24

She just shouldn't take things to court...unless you defend her

live2loveurself 11

Friday 13 November 2015 10:00

But law school = lawyer and police academy = cop ...

yniguez09 14

Friday 13 November 2015 11:14

Sounds a bit suspicious to ne, OP.

Publikwerks 14

Friday 13 November 2015 15:44

How do you stop a lawyer from drowning? Take your foot off their head.

Goblin182 26

Friday 13 November 2015 17:33

OP's reaction: I'll never hang out with an idiot.

jvanevery 19

Friday 13 November 2015 21:55

I am guessing and hoping that this woman is not actually a blood relative I've got to assume she's watched Law and order

mandyn333 10

Saturday 14 November 2015 0:43

Looks like your aunt has a since of humor.

8djht8 19

Monday 16 November 2015 13:08

Fine I'll never get u out of a ticket.

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