Love, Relatable and Ironic: Missed opportunities - FML

Missed opportunities

By ThatLove - 09/08/2023 11:04

Today, after two failed long-distance relationships, I was so happy to finally meet a local guy I really liked. After an amazing date, he shared that he'll be moving to the exact opposite side of the country in two weeks. FML

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ThisIsYourDoc 7

Wednesday 9 August 2023 10:54

Hello, OP here. Haha yes, i posted the one where my boyfriend wanted my emotional support for getting mistreated by the girl he cheated on me with. That was why one of these long distance relationships that failed. :/ It has actually been longer ago than when I posted, but I didn't feel like posting anything back then. By now I find the situation so bizarre, I can laugh about it :D

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Rake 15

Thursday 3 August 2023 11:48

Are you the same person who got cheated on a few FMLs ago?

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 3 August 2023 15:52

This is what I love about this site! The swarm gives such sound, solid advice to the OPs. Good practical suggestions that are not at all psychotic or clingy or stalker-ish!

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Rake 15

Thursday 3 August 2023 11:48

Are you the same person who got cheated on a few FMLs ago?

ThisIsYourDoc 7

Wednesday 9 August 2023 10:54

Hello, OP here. Haha yes, i posted the one where my boyfriend wanted my emotional support for getting mistreated by the girl he cheated on me with. That was why one of these long distance relationships that failed. :/ It has actually been longer ago than when I posted, but I didn't feel like posting anything back then. By now I find the situation so bizarre, I can laugh about it :D

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 3 August 2023 15:13

Just "coincidentally" move to his town and continue dating. Was that so hard?

hallucineon 2

Thursday 3 August 2023 15:32

move with him! **** it!! start somewhere fresh with a calm heart ❤️

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 3 August 2023 15:52

This is what I love about this site! The swarm gives such sound, solid advice to the OPs. Good practical suggestions that are not at all psychotic or clingy or stalker-ish!

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