Proportional response

By Anonymous - 10/01/2022 11:01

Today, in a fit of rage, my mom confessed to me that I was adopted, and if she had the chance to turn back time, she wouldn't have done it in the first place. All because I ate the last ice cream sandwich. FML
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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Well, at least you know you don't suffer a genetic predisposition to be like her.

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spinningrecords 14

She is a parent with a lot of hate. I don’t know how old you are but you don’t need that in your life.

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Well, at least you know you don't suffer a genetic predisposition to be like her.

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RichardPencil 30

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Evidently, "adopt a child" is one answer.

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hobbestherost666 3

She sounds hangary

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spinningrecords 14

She is a parent with a lot of hate. I don’t know how old you are but you don’t need that in your life.

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Jonkbaby 22

Dessert does some weird things to people. I am certain she did not mean that. Sorry about that OP

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Imac 3

If she had the power too rewind it’s over for u

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protoskore 27

obviously you've never seen the fraggle rock episode called "the grapes of generosity" but seriously, the woman has issues. be thankful you're not actually related.

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