Awkward, Argument and Kids: Misunderstanding

Misunderstanding

By Anonymous - 24/04/2013 18:49 - United States - Rice Lake

Today, my husband tried to annoy me by slurping on his almost-finished drink. I yelled at him to knock it off. Later, our daughter told her class that mommy and daddy had been fighting about his drinking during breakfast. FML

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By fuck you, dad - 27/09/2012 18:36 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, I was eating out at a restaurant with my family. My dad had drained most of our bottle of wine, so thinking he'd be a little less uptight than usual, I reached over to pour myself some. He swatted my hand away and started yelling at me for being a "degenerate drunk". FML

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By Todd - 14/08/2012 16:14 - United States

Today, my dad got so drunk that he had an intense argument with the microwave, resulting in him threatening to ground me after I tried to calm him down. FML

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By kj1 - 17/02/2014 18:28 - United States - Draper

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML

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Back-seat parenting

By Anonymous - 18/10/2019 14:00

Today, I yelled at my oldest son for picking his little brother up by the throat. Only to then be yelled at my my mother-in-law for hurting his feelings. FML

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You deserved it 136

Sabotage!

By WTF - 12/10/2012 23:00 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, I had to eat my breakfast in terrified silence, as my hungover mother staggered into the room, shouted at the kettle for not boiling fast enough, and after a few seconds, screamed that I'd sabotaged it. I'm now grounded for supposedly trying to fuck with her head. FML

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Gross idea

By Anonymous - 09/03/2012 00:30 - Canada

Today, my husband and I got into a fight because I refused to let him use my fingernail to clean the plaque off his teeth. FML

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Time out

By nooo - 12/07/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, after a fight, my boyfriend brought me a soda that exploded when I opened it. Furious at his constant childish bullshit, I threw his ass out. Two hours later, my son confessed that he'd shaken the cans as a joke. I tried to call my boyfriend, but he'd blocked my number. FML

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Tasty!

By Sad and hungry - 25/04/2020 17:00

Today, my in-laws invited us over to dinner. I decided to help out in the kitchen and watched in horror as my mother-in-law licked every utensil, sucked her fingers while making the plates and slurped wine straight from the bottle. My husband said I was rude for refusing to eat. FML

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What?

By Anonymous - 11/08/2021 18:01

Today, I finally confronted my father about how rude and tactless he is. It wasn't until I'd finished my rant that I realized he was ignoring me. He then told me to get him something to drink. I replied, "Since you asked so rudely, you can go get it yourself." As soon as I'd said that, he grunted and repeated himself. FML

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By akiza - 17/11/2012 02:00 - Japan

Today, I had awful morning sickness, and I asked my husband if he'd get me a drink while I went to the bathroom. On the way back, I witnessed him spitting in the glass. FML

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zoPwNAgEzo 21

Wednesday 24 April 2013 23:39

Technically, she wasn't lying.

limitedition 25

Wednesday 24 April 2013 23:38

I'm sure the teacher had heard worse. Kids have a way of making things sound very bad.

Comments

BlitzPKF 10

Thursday 25 April 2013 14:27

Return of the ignorant daughter.

DDCA 24

Thursday 25 April 2013 17:20

That's what you get for being the fun police.

StEpHiE1226 12

Thursday 25 April 2013 17:57

Out of the mouth of babes...

iwadasn 32

Thursday 25 April 2013 20:32

She probably wanted him to model proper manners in front of the kids. Wanting your kids to be polite is not immature, and neither is holding your husband to the same standard.

sugoine 12

Thursday 25 April 2013 22:25

Ahhh, the joys of child rearing...

mas1794 6

Saturday 27 April 2013 1:11

Kids, they say the darnest things. I'm sure the teacher has heard worst

santemilo 9

Sunday 28 April 2013 23:53

This is amazing

LoneBooker88 16

Friday 10 May 2013 1:50

I hope you didn't get into trouble or anything! (I really dislike the social services)

gracefs 11

Monday 17 March 2014 5:28

There are probably nicer ways to ask for things than the tone you most likely used.

Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

Thursday 20 July 2017 17:15

My stories are only things that really happened. Exept for minor detail that I changed to make them mlre exciting. Btw did I tell you how I killed a dragon yesterday?