Kids and Underwear: Mix up

Mix up

By Anonymous - 13/04/2012 21:10 - United States - York

Today, I picked up my daughter from preschool. Her teacher handed me her nap blankets and mentioned there was an extra article of clothing I might want to take home. I looked in-between the blankets and saw a pair of my giant granny panties that had gotten mixed in with her stuff. FML

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By pantydropper - 17/04/2013 19:01 - United States

Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML

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By ewwy - 10/10/2010 06:54 - United States

Today, I returned a friend's jacket after borrowing it. I made sure to wash it and keep it clean. When he went to put it on, a pair of my granny panties fell out of the sleeve. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2012 22:09 - Egypt - Cairo

Today, I found out where all my missing panties have gone, when my 12-year-old daughter was caught selling them to the boys at school. FML

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By rkl2010 - 23/05/2010 18:02 - United States

Today, when I went to pick up my daughter from preschool, I found out she'd "accidentally" tried to flush her clothes down the toilet while going to the bathroom. FML

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Smell good

By Anonymous - 02/12/2019 19:00 - Australia

Today, I was doing the laundry and changing the bed sheets. I found most of my underwear under my step daughters bed, when I asked her, she said that she liked the way they smelled. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2013 05:29 - United States - Lewis Center

Today, the kids I was babysitting somehow found a pair of my underwear. They asked if they could use them to go parachuting. FML

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They all look the same to me

By Anonymous - 29/09/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, I picked up my daughter from daycare. As we were getting into the car, I strapped her into the car seat, but something felt off. I looked back and realized I had picked up the wrong kid. In my defense, she was wearing the same jacket as my daughter. FML

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Dodged a bullet

By Anonymous - 22/10/2022 04:00

Today, I went through the stuff that I'd left at my ex’s place and started unpacking it. I found a pair of another girl's panties. We broke up a little over a week ago. FML

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Serial skid marks

By OverMyInLaws - 20/08/2022 06:00

Today, my sister-in-law recently spend the night to hangout with my 7 year-old. She kept some of her clothes in his dresser. While doing laundry and sorting out clothes that no longer fit him, I found a pair of her shit-stained underwear shoved in the back of one of the drawers. She's in her 40's and this isn't the first occurrence. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2010 23:00 - United States

Today, while cleaning my car, I found my mother's underwear in the backseat. She'd borrowed my car last weekend because hers had been in the shop and she'd been called in to work. I see she put in for overtime. FML

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DocBastard 38

Saturday 14 April 2012 1:52

You have a giant granny? That's amazing! Wait, what?

Airman1988 9

Saturday 14 April 2012 1:50

Could have been worse, could have been your vibrator or something

Comments

Jewnut 0

Saturday 14 April 2012 3:38

hahaha sooo embarassing! but I'm glad you shared, now I have something to watch for when my son starts preschool

superfluffy 1

Saturday 14 April 2012 4:04

was she wearing it like a cape?

perdix 29

Saturday 14 April 2012 4:41

You'd better start losing weight now so you can go to Family Fun Day without disgracing your kid.

FunSized88 10

Saturday 14 April 2012 4:51

Lol wow! EMBARRASSING

Trisha_aus 15

Saturday 14 April 2012 4:59

At least your kid hasn't seen you in them...wait..

jonn090 13

Saturday 14 April 2012 5:02

You would probably wear those panties when you get high

PartyxRocked 0

Saturday 14 April 2012 5:15

Better than lingerie.

Eisha 8

Saturday 14 April 2012 6:51

That's embarrassing!

BlackBlazeCobra 16

Saturday 14 April 2012 11:22

At least it wasn't a thong!

lollipop77_fml 6

Saturday 14 April 2012 14:37

Everyone has a Bridget Jones big knicker moment - this was yours!! "Hello Mummy"!!

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