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By Anonymous - 04/08/2013 05:29 - United States - Lewis Center

Today, the kids I was babysitting somehow found a pair of my underwear. They asked if they could use them to go parachuting. FML

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By Whyme? - 28/04/2016 02:39 - United States - Hackensack

Today, as I was cleaning up after my two year-old, I found a pair of lacy underwear in his toy box. Not only are they not mine, but now I have to ask my husband if he's cheating on me. Or ask my babysitter if she's being having fun, instead of actually babysitting. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2023 12:00

Today, I was babysitting my friend's kids. One of the twin babies threw up all over my shirt and it went down my bra. Of course, I didn't have a change of clothes. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2019 19:00 - Australia

Today, I was doing the laundry and changing the bed sheets. I found most of my underwear under my step daughters bed, when I asked her, she said that she liked the way they smelled. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2013 18:39 - United States - Noblesville

Today, I ran out of clean boxers. Thinking nobody would find out, I snatched a pair of my wife's panties. Later, we had a cook out for my birthday, where some of my old pals thought it would be funny to pants me. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2009 05:07 - United States

Today, I had my boss and his family over for dinner. Our kids played while waiting for dinner to be ready. Just as we were sitting to eat, our 8-year-olds ran out and my son says "Look at Baxter! I found underwear with a tail hole!" They had found my crotchless panties and put them on the dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2012 21:10 - United States - York

Today, I picked up my daughter from preschool. Her teacher handed me her nap blankets and mentioned there was an extra article of clothing I might want to take home. I looked in-between the blankets and saw a pair of my giant granny panties that had gotten mixed in with her stuff. FML

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By day001313 - 07/04/2012 04:32 - United States - Albany

Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML

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By HughGorgy - 20/03/2009 05:37 - Canada

Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2010 06:36 - United States

Today, I was babysitting to make a few extra dollars. While changing one of the kid's diapers, I turned around to find the other kid gone. I turned back around frantically, only to get poop flung at my face. I guess I found him. FML

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By pantydropper - 17/04/2013 19:01 - United States

Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML

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revan546 24

Sunday 4 August 2013 13:11

Well... Can they?

squiggles159 5

Sunday 4 August 2013 13:12

damn... if they were lace I wouldn't recommend it.

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revan546 24

Sunday 4 August 2013 13:11

Well... Can they?

puggypark 14

Sunday 4 August 2013 15:26

Haha reminded me the time i would use my blanket and parachute out my balcony into my trampoline. I stopped when i ruined my mom's garden.

SolarFlare 20

Sunday 4 August 2013 16:07

say yes OP, gravity will blame them for asking you this inappropriate question.

iBanana 17

Sunday 4 August 2013 19:17

What you should do. 1. Rent a plane 2. Attach said bloomers to the children. 3. Push them out of the plane. You'll have 2 unanswered questions. Are your underwear big enough to be a parachute? If answer is yes, why aren't YOU parachuting with your undergarments?!

w_introuble 25

Sunday 4 August 2013 13:12

Well, at least they still know how to have fun with things they create themselves? You know, kids became so unoriginal with all the technology they have :-P funny but fyl op!

PterodactylMan 23

Sunday 4 August 2013 18:10

Creativity never hurt anyone

onaa3r 10

Sunday 4 August 2013 19:26

I think it might in this case

squiggles159 5

Sunday 4 August 2013 13:12

damn... if they were lace I wouldn't recommend it.

crazystoner5150 9

Sunday 4 August 2013 13:13

Well did you let them?!

ShadowWolfoxImp 18

Sunday 4 August 2013 13:14

say yes, but only from the sofa. minimize the damage.

ShadowWolfoxImp 18

Thursday 8 August 2013 21:29

Guess some people couldn't take a joke... Dang. I mean seriously, who hasn't parachuted, or attempted to, off something? Most try bunk beds, others.. they just jump off anything with a sheet or towel.

aimeegoldberg 22

Sunday 4 August 2013 13:16

HAHAHA well tell them they can try and if they survive they get to keep them

patrickalamo 47

Sunday 4 August 2013 13:17

Start by jumping off the house.

FitForFun 11

Sunday 4 August 2013 13:21

Well I mean I'm a horrible baby sitter so I'd probably tell them to practice using them to glide down from the stairs or off the roof, then take it to the sky diving level if it works. If not you can always patch up the wholes and try again.

hienzburgess 9

Monday 5 August 2013 5:03

* holes

pdp_fml 21

Sunday 4 August 2013 13:22

Tell them that those aren't your underwear, problem solved.

alonur 6

Sunday 4 August 2013 13:23

Well, that's a vaild question. Please tell me you allowed them to do it.

buddy51 23

Sunday 4 August 2013 13:26

Oh kids, they just say what's on everyone's mind anyway.... Well, at least they didn't ask if they could use it for their personal hot air balloon, OP.... Time for a little attention to some weight loss??

suncifir 6

Sunday 4 August 2013 18:28

I was just thinking she had granny panties...

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