Kids and Underwear: Mix up

Mix up

By Anonymous - 13/04/2012 21:10 - United States - York

Today, I picked up my daughter from preschool. Her teacher handed me her nap blankets and mentioned there was an extra article of clothing I might want to take home. I looked in-between the blankets and saw a pair of my giant granny panties that had gotten mixed in with her stuff. FML

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By pantydropper - 17/04/2013 19:01 - United States

Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML

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By ewwy - 10/10/2010 06:54 - United States

Today, I returned a friend's jacket after borrowing it. I made sure to wash it and keep it clean. When he went to put it on, a pair of my granny panties fell out of the sleeve. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2012 22:09 - Egypt - Cairo

Today, I found out where all my missing panties have gone, when my 12-year-old daughter was caught selling them to the boys at school. FML

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By rkl2010 - 23/05/2010 18:02 - United States

Today, when I went to pick up my daughter from preschool, I found out she'd "accidentally" tried to flush her clothes down the toilet while going to the bathroom. FML

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Smell good

By Anonymous - 02/12/2019 19:00 - Australia

Today, I was doing the laundry and changing the bed sheets. I found most of my underwear under my step daughters bed, when I asked her, she said that she liked the way they smelled. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2013 05:29 - United States - Lewis Center

Today, the kids I was babysitting somehow found a pair of my underwear. They asked if they could use them to go parachuting. FML

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They all look the same to me

By Anonymous - 29/09/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, I picked up my daughter from daycare. As we were getting into the car, I strapped her into the car seat, but something felt off. I looked back and realized I had picked up the wrong kid. In my defense, she was wearing the same jacket as my daughter. FML

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Dodged a bullet

By Anonymous - 22/10/2022 04:00

Today, I went through the stuff that I'd left at my ex’s place and started unpacking it. I found a pair of another girl's panties. We broke up a little over a week ago. FML

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Serial skid marks

By OverMyInLaws - 20/08/2022 06:00

Today, my sister-in-law recently spend the night to hangout with my 7 year-old. She kept some of her clothes in his dresser. While doing laundry and sorting out clothes that no longer fit him, I found a pair of her shit-stained underwear shoved in the back of one of the drawers. She's in her 40's and this isn't the first occurrence. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2010 23:00 - United States

Today, while cleaning my car, I found my mother's underwear in the backseat. She'd borrowed my car last weekend because hers had been in the shop and she'd been called in to work. I see she put in for overtime. FML

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DocBastard 38

Saturday 14 April 2012 1:52

You have a giant granny? That's amazing! Wait, what?

Airman1988 9

Saturday 14 April 2012 1:50

Could have been worse, could have been your vibrator or something

Comments

DocBastard 38

Saturday 14 April 2012 1:52

You have a giant granny? That's amazing! Wait, what?

Angelrose2004 17

Saturday 14 April 2012 1:54

My 12 year old nephew took one of my sis's **** videos to school to show his friends. They confiscated the video and called my sis to come get it if she wanted it back. She went and got it. I'm ashamed for her. Hope that makes you feel a lil better, OP.

Calyx_fml 21

Saturday 14 April 2012 1:58

Better granny panties than a crotchless thong.

RedPillSucks 31

Saturday 14 April 2012 2:02

Or condoms or a vibrator

alexup24 13

Saturday 14 April 2012 2:21

or **** mags

LupeTabasco 5

Saturday 14 April 2012 4:03

Or a gun.

alexup24 13

Saturday 14 April 2012 5:08

or a venereal disease, just saying

HeyMondayAddict 4

Sunday 15 April 2012 9:37

How would a crotchless thong workout?

squarecircles 13

Saturday 14 April 2012 2:04

Guess that'll be the last time you forget to use Bounce, hey?

alexup24 13

Saturday 14 April 2012 2:05

"Th... those aren't mine..." Daughter: yes they are mommy, I've seen you in them! *teacher gasps*

michellenKG 5

Saturday 14 April 2012 2:06

So sexy

alexab1310 9

Saturday 14 April 2012 2:18

That's what you get for having granny panties.

therealslim 15

Saturday 14 April 2012 22:31

How dare you disrespect granny panties.

Snafuusmc 12

Saturday 14 April 2012 2:28

That's a WTF moment. Need a break?

SmeXikoE 3

Saturday 14 April 2012 2:42

Hey, be thankful it's not grade school! Otherwise, those "parent and teacher conferences" would be extremely awkward for you and painful for the teacher.

evilplatypus 38

Saturday 14 April 2012 4:38

Preschools often have parent/teacher conferences, as well. Believe it or not, there are still milestones children should be hitting and behavioral issues to address.