Sex, Awkward and Send nudes: Mom gets some

Mom gets some

By not a photographer - 21/06/2020 08:08

Today, my mom asked me to take a picture of her and a friend before they went out to dinner. I was getting ready to take the picture when I noticed the box showing the most recent picture. It was a nude. Of my mom. FML

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You deserved it 162

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Same thing different taste

By beyondembarrassed - 05/05/2013 05:44 - United States

Today, I tried to show my boyfriend's mom a picture of my prom dress on my phone. She scrolled to the right to find a picture of her son, naked. FML

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You deserved it 78 946

Christmas pictures

By Anonymous - 20/12/2019 20:00

Today, I walked in on my mom taking nude pictures of herself in the kitchen, wearing just a Santa hat. FML

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You deserved it 327

By Disturbed son - 16/09/2018 01:30

Today, my mother sent a picture that was meant for her husband. I cannot unsee what I have seen. FML

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You deserved it 202

I can't unsee it

By meikd423 - 10/09/2010 16:36 - France

Today, I walked in on my mom taking nude pictures of herself in the kitchen, with only a Santa hat on. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 930

You deserved it 4 566

By anonymous - 06/03/2010 06:10 - United States

Today, I was in my room, in my briefs and texting my girlfriend. Suddenly, I got a massive erection and I decided to take a picture to send her. As soon as my camera phone clicked, my mom walked in. You can see my mom in the picture screaming at me. FML

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You deserved it 32 274

By scarred - 22/10/2009 12:30 - France

Today, I found out my mom is the nude model for an art class at my college. FML

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You deserved it 3 257

Still the same

By John Doe - 10/01/2020 05:00

Today, my mom showed to my girlfriend my naked baby photos. My girlfriend said, "Nothing’s changed." FML

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You deserved it 370

By ruffrider - 05/02/2009 14:09 - United States

Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 711

You deserved it 65 427

Sorry father…

By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 20:55 - United States

Today, I tried to email my Dad a picture of someone we knew that I'd found on the Internet. He called me later to inform me that I had actually sent him a picture of myself in a naughty school girl outfit that I'd taken for my husband. My mom was laughing her ass off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 693

You deserved it 44 029

By weezel - 31/08/2010 13:13 - South Africa

Today, I took pictures of myself and my girlfriend doing naughty things together on my camera. My mom later asked me if she could borrow the camera for the weekend. Without thinking, I gave her the camera. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 292

You deserved it 54 207

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 21 June 2020 14:16

That's a no-win situation! Either it was gross or you've got real problems now.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 22 June 2020 2:17

Or maybe her friend takes them?

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 21 June 2020 14:16

That's a no-win situation! Either it was gross or you've got real problems now.

bloopaloop 27

Sunday 21 June 2020 18:16

Is she hot?

Guy Oakley 8

Sunday 21 June 2020 22:12

That’s awesome that she takes nudes of herself!

RichardPencil 30

Monday 22 June 2020 2:17

Or maybe her friend takes them?

jfigley 5

Tuesday 23 June 2020 14:04

Thats kinda funny...

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Mom gets some

Same thing different taste

Christmas pictures

I can't unsee it

Still the same

Sorry father…

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