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By well crap... - 21/06/2020 14:18

Today, I nervously went to the store to buy condoms for the first time. I felt like everything was going well, and checked out happily. As I was walking out, the cashier lady said to the woman next in line, "He thinks he's going to need condoms." They both looked at me and started laughing. FML

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By useless pos - 01/03/2013 00:48 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I went out to buy a bottle of wine and some condoms. As the cashier scanned the condoms, she snickered and muttered, "Yeah right." She was right; I really was just desperate to look like I have a sex life. I got so upset that I left my items and walked out with tears in my eyes. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2013 14:29 - United States - Greenwood

Today, I went to the local pharmacy to buy some condoms. When I went to go purchase them, the elderly lady behind the counter took one look at me and said, "Honey, you're your own birth control." FML

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Misunderstood

By fuck - 18/03/2015 17:40 - Netherlands

Today, I went to the store to buy some condoms. I couldn't find them anywhere, so I nervously asked a staff member for help. She scowled, pointed at the shelf directly behind me, and told me to, "Get a life. Or better pick-up lines." I'll never live down the snickers from the other customers. FML

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Shy boy

By Oops - 24/10/2009 13:14 - United Kingdom

Today, a friend asked me if I'd buy him some condoms because he's too shy to buy them himself. I obliged and whilst queuing at the till to buy them I felt someone tap my shoulder. I turned around to see my fiancée glaring at me. We don't use condoms. FML

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By madfather - 23/02/2009 01:38 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some condoms for my girlfriend, Kim and I. I was in a rush and when I looked at the cashier realized it was her father. Nervous and hoping to reassure him, I go "don't worry, I'm not using these with Kim." That didn't help. FML

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By xXxJoe16xXx - 01/12/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, I went to Walmart with my girlfriend. We bought the usual, food, Advil and condoms. While I waited in line, she went to grab everything. When she came back, I looked in the cart and saw no condoms. I asked her why she didn't get any. She replied "They ran out of smalls." Everyone laughed. FML

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By nottoosmall - 03/04/2013 16:57 - United States

Today, I was buying condoms at Walmart. I grabbed the XL size, and the cashier commented, "Ahh, you'll definitely need a smaller size." FML

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By imustbegay - 09/05/2010 14:20 - United States

Today, I was buying condoms for my girlfriend and myself. While at the checkout counter, my guy friend sees me, runs to me, puts his arm around me, kisses me on the cheek, then yells "Thank you baby!" There were about twenty people behind me, they all gave me dirty looks. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2013 20:56 - United States - South Hadley

Today, I was buying condoms but was a little embarrassed so I went to the self-check. I scanned the condoms, then a magazine and tried to put the condoms under the magazines to hide them. The store guy saw me, thought I was shoplifting and I was kicked out of the store. FML

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By MenstruallyFrustrated - 23/07/2013 17:18 - United States - Surprise

Today, I was at the store, when I saw my boyfriend in line in front of me. I looked to see what he was purchasing; it was a pack of condoms. When I questioned him, he said that, "They're for us, babe!" We already have an unopened pack at home, and it's my time of the month. FML

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SerenaIncendia 11

Sunday 21 June 2020 21:16

hope you complained to the store manager. I'm not a complainer but that is wildly unprofessional, this is coming from an ex-cashier

alex_jaguara 32

Sunday 21 June 2020 20:44

If you have someone to use them with, no big deal.

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 21 June 2020 14:25

Hey, even ugly people can have water balloon parties! Sure, they're very expensive water balloons, but the way they explode on impact is sublime!

Alex Gruber 5

Sunday 21 June 2020 18:59

Richard, I'm glad that even you got to use condoms - hope you had fun watching them explode on impact

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 21 June 2020 19:21

Pro tip: don't let the condoms decay too much in your wallet. They tend to burst just as you're filling them up -- with water, of course.

feven52 17

Sunday 21 June 2020 21:28

Uh get help please

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 21 June 2020 23:35

I know! You mean like a wing man, or a pimp?

Baby_123 8

Sunday 21 June 2020 20:03

Lawsuit

MidnaLink 33

Sunday 21 June 2020 20:25

Hardly needs a lawsuit. Manager, maybe, but this doesn't need a courtroom.

alex_jaguara 32

Sunday 21 June 2020 20:44

If you have someone to use them with, no big deal.

SerenaIncendia 11

Sunday 21 June 2020 21:16

hope you complained to the store manager. I'm not a complainer but that is wildly unprofessional, this is coming from an ex-cashier

DarkAngelsBlade 25

Sunday 21 June 2020 21:51

I’d have asked for the ****** manager.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 21 June 2020 22:38

I hate cashiers that comment on every item I'm purchasing. The fact that this one had the audacity to say it to someone else behind your back is maddening. I'd definitely talk to a manager. That's unprofessional and very rude and certainly not warranted.

juggalo2 20

Sunday 21 June 2020 23:23

"You won't need condoms to go f%$k yourself."

Stephanie Mikai 6

Monday 29 June 2020 8:25

Talk about unprofessional. As a cashier myself I honestly don't care. When I do care is when I'm being rushed to finish the transaction. Pisses me off because the person their going to have sex with can wait.