Intimacy: Mommy issues

Mommy issues

By tiredofcrazy - 18/03/2014 09:14 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend stormed out after I suggested to him that his relationship with his mother is maybe a little weird. Apparently having regular, hour-long phone discussions about your penis is a perfectly normal thing for a 23-year-old to have with his mother. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Username - 14/07/2019 20:00

Today, I learned that my 29-year-old boyfriend won't stay the night at my house because he lives at home with his parents and doesn't want to have "the discussion" with his mom about me. FML

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The birds and the bees

By Anonymous - 04/08/2022 18:00

Today, I was having the "sex talk" with my mom because I really want to have sex with my boyfriend. My dad overheard us and is sulking. The only reason he hasn’t said anything like, “I’ll kill the boy” or, “Not until you’re married” is because he’s scared of my mom. Now everything is awkward at home FML

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Mummy's boy

By Anonymous - 22/03/2021 17:01

Today, my boyfriend's mum said she won't stop us from seeing each other, yet she'll only allow me to see him for 30 minutes a day, for 2 days a week, and gets mad if he sees me for any longer, because "mother knows best." FML

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By Not Amish FFS - 17/05/2019 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I had a fight about his parents. We're both 23-year-old university students who aren't allowed in his bedroom unless the door is completely open. Nothing he says to his parents will change this. FML

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It's probably for the best

By Serire - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Monroe

Today, my boyfriend couldn't go on a date with me because his mom said no. He's 23. FML

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By CALIdime_15 - 05/05/2012 05:42 - United States

Today, I watched my boyfriend have a full on conversation with his penis. He also talks to his penis nicer than he talks to me. FML

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Sex talk

By Bellagirl - 19/07/2010 07:10 - United States

Today, I found out what's worse than having the "sex talk" with your parents: having the "sex talk" with your boyfriend, when he's 23, right before you were supposed to have sex. FML

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Projection

By Anonymous - 12/08/2020 14:02

Today, my boyfriend said angrily that he should never have gotten together with me, that he should have known a woman with divorced parents would have daddy issues, and never be quite right in the head. His own parents are divorced by the way, and his mom is extremely overbearing. FML

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Randy old bird

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I had to explain to my mother that it's inappropriate to hit on my boyfriend when his parents are over for dinner. FML

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Childlike

By Anonymous - 18/04/2021 23:01 - Slovenia - Ljubljana

Today, during an argument between me and my boyfriend, he called for his mom. She came up and told us both off and told us to stop screaming, as if we were kids. We are both well over 30. FML

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Nilorak 24

Tuesday 18 March 2014 18:21

It isn't normal?

crazypplun1te 4

Tuesday 18 March 2014 18:22

yeah his "mother"

Comments

theonecasey 27

Wednesday 19 March 2014 8:33

Ew! Better off without him!

joeymo304 9

Wednesday 19 March 2014 9:42

Run

phatdaddy62 23

Wednesday 19 March 2014 10:02

Well don't you have lengthy conversations with your father about your ******?

r00nie 10

Wednesday 19 March 2014 11:09

Mommy! My peepee got stuck in the zipper?

lucy9933 2

Wednesday 19 March 2014 12:57

That's horrible D:

jbyoung83 1

Wednesday 19 March 2014 14:27

Can you say Norman Bates

youfaceisafail 4

Wednesday 19 March 2014 17:42

Oh my god that's weird

VSVP_fml 6

Wednesday 19 March 2014 19:32

Hopefully my girlfriend doesn't find out I also have these conversations.

nerdsgetmehot 22

Wednesday 19 March 2014 20:20

My ex thought it was perfectly normal to walk out of the bathroom after a shower with a towel barely covering his man parts, his bare ass and everything else on full view...And walk past his mom. She thought it was normal too. This was a regular thing.