By unengaged - 14/11/2009 18:19 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend of six years broke up with me for a girl he's known for less than 72 hours. Why? He wanted someone pure. I lost my virginity to him five years ago. FML
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yingwang19 0

what a douchebag...HE DOESN'T DESERVE YOU!

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brandnewkey 14

Yes, because all marriages last forever. And it just sounds like this guy is being a dick with a dumb excuse for breaking up. If that whole 'pure' thing really bothered him he would have broken up with her a long time ago. He just was done with the relationship.

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DragonitePaladin 6

contrary to what you think; that's not entirely true. Actually its quite biased. Guy's aren't all like that. There's obviously those who are ass***** but so are there women who are like that. What's sad is that the fraction of all those guys in the world make all guys look bad.

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abcnonamecba 0

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karmaSUCKS321453 0

obviously, the true reason behind this breakup is that she works at subway, made him a amazing sammich and he realized that you make crappy sammiches. Case Solved.

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yingwang19 0

what a douchebag...HE DOESN'T DESERVE YOU!

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dudeitsdanny 9

How do you know he doesn't deserve her? maybe there's more to this and it's just an excuse. =) I just hate when people assume that someone doesn't deserve someone else without knowing the person. But if that's the real reason, then yes, he probably doesn't deserve you, OP

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dudeitsdanny 9

Double post. My fail.

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brutallyhonest24 0

he wants someone who cant compare him to someone else in bed so they dont know how bad he is...

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scarlett361 0

hah! good one. OP: lose the guy. you're seriously better off without him. it's just a lame, lame excuse to break up with you.

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princessAj1 6

Op only had one sexual partner and it's was the same bf.

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confizzled 0

He just likes them tight that's all. He's a douche though. **** being "pure" go do his best friend of something.

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bexox 0

Just because you're not a virgin, that doesn't mean a girl's got a loose ******. It just sounds like a bad excuse from the guy to me.

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FederalAgent 0

Um ydi for losing your virginity to a jerk. then again fyl...

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mraide9r4 0

KICK HIM IN THE ******* BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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lostfaithinpppl 19

OP, you don't want a guy like that for a boyfriend anyway. Did you not see the signs in 6 years? Next time give more thought to your choice of a partner.

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bakerella 29

What world do you live in for your second answer to make ANY sense?

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greenfairy_fml 0

Meh, you're better off. Any guy who even considers whether his girlfriend is "pure" isn't worth being with.

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xCrackerx 3

I wouldn't normally say this, but I think the situation calls for it. Go **** his friends. Take pictures and send them to him.

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