Love: Monthiversary?

Monthiversary?

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Lewisville

Today, my boyfriend got pissed off and is now sulking, all because I didn't make a huge deal out of our one-month "anniversary". FML

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emmeelgee 10

Monday 16 November 2015 0:09

What's his definition of a "huge deal"? I think going to the movies or something is perfectly reasonable for 1 month.

ckibb97 22

Monday 16 November 2015 0:12

I wonder what he's expecting when you hit one year...

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shortcake18 15

Wednesday 18 November 2015 21:28

At least you know the little things matter to him.

pranil 14

Thursday 19 November 2015 21:50

u guys should not be together if ur not on the same page

TheHorizonTries 7

Saturday 21 November 2015 12:37

Break up with that asshole

anthony99 14

Monday 23 November 2015 5:05

He's hoping you'll take him to a Justin Bieber concert and braid each other's hair afterwards

kayh666 14

Monday 23 November 2015 18:46

dump him it's only been 4 weeks !! sounds like a loser to me !!

InfiniteSecret 20

Monday 28 August 2017 20:17

That is a serious warning sign. Because in this relationship

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