Mood ruiner

By Sirah90 - 07/05/2013 07:29 - United States

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Today, my nose started running while in bed with my boyfriend. I kept trying to wipe it off with my arm to avoid ruining the moment. My boyfriend then looks up at me in horror. Turns out it wasn't mucus; it was blood. And it was all over his neck, his shirt, and his silk sheets. FML
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jizzwold 21

Never has a tissue been so desired.

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furbyface711 9

It happens. It's happened to me a few times because I have chronic bloody noses due to sinus issues.

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aardvarkish 15

Some people have a fetish for that. Explore the moment.

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jmbrooks23 5

Sorry OP; I can understand completely... Same thing happened to me when I was running on a cold night. My nose runs when I run... So I just wipe my nose on my sleeve. Then I got freaked out, along with the neighborhood kids!

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jokinghazard 3

I feel for you OP, I had the same problem once, although I was about 6 and I wasn't in bed with anyone, I still ruined one of my favorite pairs of PJ's

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brittyboo123 35

At least the blood wasn't coming from somewhere else.

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jessejamesc 8

that exact same thing happened to me once, except it was in grade 2 during class.

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1crabbygirl 10

hydrogen peroxide, rinse with water, and stain stick.

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crazybtch 5

omg who has silk sheets! does he live in a brothel?? sounds like a creeper anyway!

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1crabbygirl 10

Maybe an emperor from the Ming Dynasty? This guy had luxurious polyester satin from Wslmart, I am pretty sure. Ugh

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baker07aw 11

Been there! Except with my girlfriend and all over her chest...

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