Sex, Embarrassing, Gross and Intimacy: Mood ruiner

Mood ruiner

By Sirah90 - 07/05/2013 07:29 - United States

Today, my nose started running while in bed with my boyfriend. I kept trying to wipe it off with my arm to avoid ruining the moment. My boyfriend then looks up at me in horror. Turns out it wasn't mucus; it was blood. And it was all over his neck, his shirt, and his silk sheets. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2022 18:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. He got on top and started kissing my ear when a warm liquid went down my neck. My boyfriend had a gushing nosebleed, which went threw the pillowcase and the pillow. I got cockblocked by a nosebleed. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2013 03:55 - United States - Redlands

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate on the bathroom floor. Somehow my nose managed to start bleeding, so he bent me over the tub and kept going because he didn't want to "ruin the moment". FML

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By anon - 08/12/2012 05:33 - United States

Today, when my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I got a nose bleed. He gave me a shirt to plug it with and kept going. FML

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Panic!

By Bleach dat Blood - 20/07/2015 03:02

Today, I woke to find a pool of my own blood all over my pillow. Frantic to find the source of the blood, I rushed into the bathroom and tripped over my too-long pajama pants. Crashing to the floor face first, I broke my nose. Turns out I had just bitten my lip in the middle of the night. FML

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Sharing is caring

By Anonymous - 11/08/2021 00:01

Today, I was making out with this guy when my nose started bleeding, and it got on his face. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2014 21:24 - Portugal - Alg

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to lose our virginity. When he saw blood, he panicked and started crying, convinced that he was bleeding out. FML

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By goo - 10/02/2017 18:00 - United States - Louisville

Today, while having fun between the sheets with my boyfriend, his allergies got the best of him and his nose started running. Every time he kissed me he'd drip snot onto my face. When I complained, he said I was being insensitive. FML

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Language of love

By TheGirl - 23/11/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, I was snuggling with my boyfriend on the couch. We ended up falling asleep, and when I woke up I felt a slobberly substance running down my face. It turns out, my boyfriend drooled so much, it filled my ear and overflowed onto my face. FML

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Romance isn't dead

By broken - 13/09/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I was fooling around with my boyfriend in his room. He grabbed me behind the head to pull me in for a hard, romantic kiss. He accidentally smashed my nose into his cheekbone, and my nose started gushing blood and continued to bleed for over 2 hours. It's broken, and he just laughed. FML

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Rude awakening

By oww - 15/11/2009 19:38 - United States

Today, I woke up with a bloody nose and my lamp next to me in bed. Apparently I grabbed the cord of the lamp and yanked while I was sleeping, and it fell on my face. The worst part? My boyfriend saw it was going to happen, but didn't stop me because he thought it would be funny to "see my reaction." FML

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Ctrl_H 18

Tuesday 7 May 2013 15:53

He's that good huh?

jizzwold 21

Tuesday 7 May 2013 15:52

Never has a tissue been so desired.

Comments

xRezSynn 15

Tuesday 7 May 2013 18:55

You couldn't see it when you wiped it on your arm?

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 7 May 2013 18:59

so.... He didn't finish?

HeadlessSparrow 20

Tuesday 7 May 2013 19:06

No wonder there was blood, your nose kept running.

Sputnikspak 13

Tuesday 7 May 2013 19:50

I get some pretty awful nosebleeds, and it usually doesn't feel like more than a tickle until it's already dripping. Hasn't happened during sex, thankfully, but it's happened while I was driving. I pulled off on a side street until it stopped, but driving home I was terrified a cop would pull me over because my shirt was COVERED in blood.

SamCat 21

Tuesday 7 May 2013 23:00

i've been a nosebleeder since I was little too. Usually the warmth of the blood coming down my nose is my alert sign. I got used to waking up in the middle of the night with my face covered in blood, my husband, not so much lol

Sputnikspak 13

Wednesday 8 May 2013 4:25

If I get them at night now I usually wake up because the dog is licking me. Often I wake up and freak out because my pillow is wet, but I also drool in my sleep. Ever since I invested in a good humidifier it hasn't been bad outside of allergy season. My boyfriend used to get bad nosebleeds (deviated septum) so he doesn't freak out.