Moral conundrum

By Nate - 09/09/2022 05:30

Today, my baby mama got her septum pierced. It's funny that if I called her a cow, she’d likely break up with me. But she gets the same ring in her nose as a cow, and NO ONE is supposed to notice that. I can only think of cows when I see it. FML
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Chazzster 28

My grandparents were farmers. Even worse than the cow image, is the fact that pigs commonly get a ring put in their nose to keep them from rooting in the ground with their snouts and getting out of their pen by digging under the fence. And that’s the image that comes to my mind… A little advice - Never share these thoughts with your girlfriend. Think of something else if possible. Beauty has many standards, what some people like is not what everyone likes.

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Blobby McGee 5

that is one of the most unattractive piercings. Probably THE most unattractive one. I don't know why people feel the need to do that.

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mike3775 35

I feel you man. Every time I see anyone with that type of nose piercing, that’s the first thing I think as well.

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Chazzster 28

My grandparents were farmers. Even worse than the cow image, is the fact that pigs commonly get a ring put in their nose to keep them from rooting in the ground with their snouts and getting out of their pen by digging under the fence. And that’s the image that comes to my mind… A little advice - Never share these thoughts with your girlfriend. Think of something else if possible. Beauty has many standards, what some people like is not what everyone likes.

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Yudith 24

I hope she doesn't get her ears tagged as well.

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