Morning glory

By aqua88 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Malaysia

Today, I found out that our water tank has had a dead crow rotting in it for days. I took showers and brushed my teeth with dead crow soup. FML
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perdix 29

Mr. Jones and me are laughing our asses off. I wonder if the crow died accidentally or if it was murdered.

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Kickmehard 0

#15: Superman is a *****. #14: Probably makes them feel like God. I wanna feel like God... =(

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Tequilamockngbrd 7

Get the first comment one of these days. That'll do it. :] Mhm. Especially if you can piss off a bunch of commenters below you.

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Kickmehard 0

And so the plot thickens. Dun dun dun duuuun

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samoyed16 0

...wtf????? how did it get in the water tank?????? dude.... thats gross fyl

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wearinsexypants 0

I am so not the only one who thought it read "cow" at first... After that, "crow" sounds way more reasonable. lol.

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v1kt4r 13

So sorreeee(chinese accent) And im guessing.

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niwde 0

how the f* does a crow come into you're tank anyway? not really hygienic if you ask me...

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