Moron

By Anonymous - 20/11/2014 20:15 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boss said he's worried about our network, becausen "WiFi's all in the air. People could spy on us from anywhere!" I sarcastically said, "My god, you're right!" and suggested switching to tin-foil ethernet cables to stop the signal escaping. He told me to do it ASAP. This moron makes five times my salary. FML
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Joshery 14

Maybe you should ask for a raise, he might be stupid enough to give it to you

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Joshery 14

Maybe you should ask for a raise, he might be stupid enough to give it to you

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Rinat_fml 26

OP should use his boss's stupidity for his own good. Survival of the fittest.

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Retaheki 27

OP's boss is both seriously gullible and seriously paranoid.

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purpleturtle16 20

Move everyone to Ethernet, lock your device MACs to the WiFi, enjoy high speed connectivity without anyone else hogging your bandwidth and ask for a raise because you "protected" the entire office! Win-Win!

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AriettaX 15

i guess you taught him a very valuable lesson: wireless internet can have wires! ouuu spooky this isnt even funny why am i still posting

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curlytop101 23

And if that doesn't work, maybe have him ask Santa for a new magic wired internet connection!

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MrConcise 34

Wait, this is sarcasm, right?... That can only mean...Wired internet isn't real?!

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PSYqualiac 17

#10, The wired internet is just the cake reincarnated. We all know the cake is a lie.

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devildog562 33

Don't confuse the electronically challenged people, it makes like more difficult for anyone that has to help them in the future...

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devildog562 33

Life *** more difficult for future people .... Not one nazi corrected me . Amazing

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nevm 12

You should tell him you need a brand new computer to do the job

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shay_serendipity 29

I don't see how age is a factor here. The boss is old enough to be employed, and whatever age that may be doesn't affect his stupidity. He's just stupid, no matter what age.

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T_Young96 13

Not necessarily. Most older aged people aren't as tech savvy as the younger generation. That doesn't make him stupid just unaware of today's technology and depending on this guy's job he may not be required to know today's latest technology. So really.. Who's the stupid on here..

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shay_serendipity 29

#20, that makes sense. I thumbed myself down, because now that I think about it, if his boss were older it would make sense. I had some different kind of logic that doesn't really make sense now... l Sorry.

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RufusBarbarossa 13

21- You restored some of my faith in humanity. It is not often someone admits their own mistakes on this app. Kudos to you!

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cherry_popper69 11

Dr Phil here : glad to see you worked things out #20 your going on to better things

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T_Young96 13

I like you #21. Your a cool dude! Let it be known in this day!! FML has finally completed a knowledgable and decent debate without use of profanity, name calling, or sarcasm.. Here's to you FML!!! Progress March on!!!

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

#62 It's actually happened quite a few times, it's always nice to read :)

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tony1891 22

next step. wearing tin foil hats so the aliens can't read your thoughts.

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Murilirum 23

The struggle is real. I know the pain of dealing with tech-insufficient people.

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cmchappy 25

If he worked for a tech company he would be drowning in irony

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