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By Jess - 27/10/2015 20:16

Today, I called a doctor's office for a referral. I was in public, so when she asked me what type of issue I had, I mumbled that I had a vaginal issue. After painstakingly having to repeat this several times, she said she was asking what kind of insurance I have. FML
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Same thing different taste

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It doesn't matter what others think or say about you OP. You shouldn't see any of them ever again

"The kind I can take to other doctors" OP.

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just be glad you didn't have to yell, lol

atlknights15 12

Yeah, write it down and show them the piece of paper through the phone. Such a brilliant idea.

That's when you say "Feminine Issue" instead of "Vaginal Issue." They sorta get the hint that way? o.O;

geren 15

This is irrelevant but your hair looks really cool

Or you could ask for a referral for a gynecologist.

I hope your mmmmm(cough)TWAT is feeling better.

It's okay we all have embarrassing moments OP

"And what will you be paying with?" "Vaginal issues."

The conversion rate between V.I. and U.S.D. is changing all the time. Last I checked, 1vi was equal to $0.26.

When you say it that way it sounds like you're asking for a child in payment ?