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By Jess - 27/10/2015 20:16

Today, I called a doctor's office for a referral. I was in public, so when she asked me what type of issue I had, I mumbled that I had a vaginal issue. After painstakingly having to repeat this several times, she said she was asking what kind of insurance I have. FML
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MissuhGrey 10

It doesn't matter what others think or say about you OP. You shouldn't see any of them ever again

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ColorOfSoul 19

"The kind I can take to other doctors" OP.

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beeferjay 34

just be glad you didn't have to yell, lol

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atlknights15 12

You are a ******* idiot.

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jadeleepenguin 29

Yeah, write it down and show them the piece of paper through the phone. Such a brilliant idea.

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CuteKoalaGirl 18

That's when you say "Feminine Issue" instead of "Vaginal Issue." They sorta get the hint that way? o.O;

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geren 15

This is irrelevant but your hair looks really cool

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ohSNAPyall 26

Or you could ask for a referral for a gynecologist.

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buckdharma 37

I hope your mmmmm(cough)TWAT is feeling better.

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nickname_nick 11

It's okay we all have embarrassing moments OP

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Thatissarcastic 17

"And what will you be paying with?" "Vaginal issues."

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Tripartita 44

The conversion rate between V.I. and U.S.D. is changing all the time. Last I checked, 1vi was equal to $0.26.

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catherinecas 30

When you say it that way it sounds like you're asking for a child in payment ?

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