Kids, Relatable, Awkward and Parents: My dad, the goober

My dad, the goober

By Anonymous - 16/06/2022 04:00

Today, my dad continues to make jokes about the rude things he does to avoid dealing with people who try to point out that he's seriously a massive douchebag, and is overall just unpleasant to be around. I have no idea why my mom married this man and had three children with him, let alone why they're still together. FML

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Emotional rollercoaster

By Anonymous - 02/10/2021 22:01 - United States

Today, my dad all but told me that he ignores me and my advice on purpose, just so he can yell at me for pestering him when I get annoyed, and being ignored really ticks me off. Then my mom, who is the more level-headed one, didn't even scold him for it. This is why I have acute self-esteem issues. FML

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Family matters

By Anonymous - 03/10/2020 16:56

Today, I was told by step-dad, who I live with, that my mom "hates my guts" while smiling so big, because he got a call from her. He's so desperate for her to come back that all the lying, cheating, manipulation, and emotional abuse doesn't push him away. She's a tornado. FML

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Take a chance on me

By Anonymous - 02/05/2024 18:00 - United States - Harrisburg

Today, my family keeps pestering me about whether I've contacted my father yet. My father, the one who treated me and my family like crap throughout my upbringing and cheated on my mom a few years ago. I don't know why they think I'd ever want to see him again. FML

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Harshing my buzz

By Anonymous - 09/06/2022 06:00

Today, on my wife's and my 30th wedding anniversary, my dad once again told me the "honeymoon phase" won't last and soon we'll begin hating each other, and fighting all the time. Dad, it's been thirty fucking years and we're still very in love. Just admit you and mom had a shitty relationship and leave us alone. FML

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Angry man

By Anonymous - 26/06/2022 00:00 - United States - Camden Wyoming

Today, I learned that now that my mom is dead, and my dad doesn't need my emotional support during her illness anymore, he's going to go back to insulting me every time he talks to me. FML

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Projection

By Anonymous - 12/08/2020 14:02

Today, my boyfriend said angrily that he should never have gotten together with me, that he should have known a woman with divorced parents would have daddy issues, and never be quite right in the head. His own parents are divorced by the way, and his mom is extremely overbearing. FML

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By Colin Jr. - 23/09/2015 13:24 - United States

Today, it's the third week of my dad's midlife crisis. So far he's blown half my college fund pimping out his piece of shit car, keeps texting me meme pictures, and keeps yelling "Savage!" and "Recked!" any time my mom makes a joke at anyone's expense. FML

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Thanks for sharing your inspiring story, Dad

By Anonymous - 16/02/2024 23:00

Today, my dad told me quite bluntly that, while he loved me, he never planned to have me. My mom baby-trapped him by sabotaging their birth control methods, and my existence ruined his life irrevocably and caused the functional alcoholism he has suffered with for 40 years. FML

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Bad women's anatomy

By real nice pal - 09/04/2022 21:00 - United States

Today, I confronted my dad about his horrible attitude toward women. I pointed out that a man with as many sisters and daughters as he has, shouldn’t refer to women who’ve had children as “damaged goods”. He laughed and said, “Ah well, once it’s been blown out, it’s no good to anyone.” Thanks dad. FML

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By Notthemaid - 30/09/2009 19:49 - United States

Today, I was talking to my mom about how my fiancé has been ignoring me and that I didn't know why. Turns out, my mother told him that I was too much of a handful, was mentally disturbed and also cheating on him. Just so I wouldn't move out and would keep cleaning her house for free. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Thursday 16 June 2022 13:55

You have to find your audience. If you say Mexicans are rapists and murderers, you'd think everyone would be disgusted by such raw racism and hatred. Turns out, there's an audience for such garbage. Incels just haven't found the women who like misogynists.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 16 June 2022 4:47

You'd be surprised that many people are drawn to rude douchebags.

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RichardPencil 30

Thursday 16 June 2022 4:47

You'd be surprised that many people are drawn to rude douchebags.

Marcella1016 31

Thursday 16 June 2022 8:36

That must be part of what pisses incels off so much. You’ve gotta suck really bad to not even qualify as “rude douchebag” material.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 16 June 2022 13:55

Marcella1016 31

Friday 17 June 2022 17:30

Billion dollar dating app idea. Quick, someone get on this!

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 18 June 2022 3:26

Pshaw! I had the idea to match people with anosmia with people with incurable body odor. Billion dollars, hah! I only raked in $2.8 million. Hardly worth the effort.

Brightside86 30

Thursday 16 June 2022 19:08

After a few bad relationships you'd be surprised what you'd settle for. My girlfriend isn't my type but she's pleasant, and uses her words to say what she means. You would be amazed at how rare those 2 qualities are. I'm not going back into that quagmire of crazy dating pool until I absolutely have to.