Weirdo

By whateven333 - 18/02/2015 04:02 - United States - Gibsonia

Today, I told my cousin that I would gladly help him get through the loss of my aunt. That is until he started flirting with me. FML
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_kyleG_ 34

This is NOT a case of wincest ...what a creep.

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devildog562 33

It ain't no fun if the cousin can't have none .

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Dillyduzit 23

You should probably think about what you just said.

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immaMonsta 8

#1 What kind of funerals have you been to (I know the FML didn't say it was a funeral, just the loss of his aunt. But assuming it was a funeral...)????

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B1ackthesun 31

#57 I have the feeling #1 isn't 'screwed up' just trying to play on Snoop Dogg 'Ain't no fun if the homies can't have none'

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devildog562 33

57 yes I'm twisted and demented, however I usually have this rare disease called a sense of humor. 30 obviously you haven't been weeding crashing , funeral crashing is the same thing but black is one of my favorite colors. 59 at least one person got the reference , don't care if I'm voted up or down but drinking and fml always ends negatively for me .

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incoherentrmblr 21

I hope your cousin's name isn't Fred. He will f**k her right in the p**sy...

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B1ackthesun 31

Apologies #70 we didn't realise it was cousin you such discomfort.

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BrotherPhil 35

Incest! A game the whole family can play!

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matdun101 19

Yeah, OP he could just be reeling from loss and doesn't really know what he is doing...

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badluckalex 23

Yeaaaahh no. I'm still getting a creepy vibe from the cousin.

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ChocolateScyther 19

I guess the cousin is suffering from mourning wood

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mfmylifesrsly 29

OP is your cousin from the south? People here in the south tend to be into their cousins. down vote me all you want but I know a lot of people who are.

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hacksaw246 24

#40 Yeah and I've met Yankees who are too what's your point? That stereotype has been beat like a dead horse.

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cadillacgal79 32

#47-bless you, sounds like you have a cold.

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nonsensical 26

Did he just lose his mother?? are you sure he was flirting or did he just feel like being close to someone, in this case you?

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_kyleG_ 34

This is NOT a case of wincest ...what a creep.

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SystemofaBlink41 27

Is there EVER a case of wincest?

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Retaheki 27

Wincest is wincest when it is situation ally appropriate, and also very sexy (and *most* of the time, both parties must 'agree' to it.) This seems like none.

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laden_swallow09 34

Here's the fatal flaw with your logic, 33: it's NEVER appropriate.

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ev_tardis 11

#33 are you talking about incest or Wincest? ._.

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Retaheki 27

Wincest, and when I say situationally appropriate, I mean not during a time of grief. Obviously incest is never appropriate, that's what makes it forbidden love.

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r1r1h2 11

I question if you know what wincest really is. Supernatural fans tend to know and from the other contends I'm thinking I might be the only one that does.

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xpsychocatladyx 15

flirting or trying for playful banter? age? and great tragedy give the dude a small break... or if there are no questions bitch slap. this ain't Alabama.

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Miss_Whipped 43

I feel like you were trying to say something there, but as I'm re-reading it, it's just a bunch of shenanigans.

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Matteo_xxi 14

I want to say something smart to try and be in the top comments, but I'll pass ;) I hope everything is fine now OP, and that it was a misunderstanding. My gosh, that would've been awkward.

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150493x 29

We didn't need to know, have fun being thumbed down.

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Charles900 16

Wow, that's just plain messed up. That would be messed up under any circumstance, but at your Aunt's funeral? He's disgusting.

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swanheart 35

It doesn't say anything about being at the aunts funeral...

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martin8337 35

Did tis happen in Mississippi?

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RagingWill 17

Besides. Incest isn't only in one given area, it's everywhere. That stereotype is really annoying.

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