Cars, Accident and Health: My poor baby

My poor baby

By Username - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, a car hit me while I was on a crosswalk. The driver jumped out of her car and stepped over me to check her car for damage. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 141

You deserved it 3 188

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Top comments

mariazzz 5

Wednesday 15 June 2011 12:03

what a stupid bitch

ribbyc80 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 12:03

hopefully she was wearing a skirt!!

Comments

CTM0 3

Thursday 16 June 2011 0:33

I would check my carbfirst and if there was damage I would sue you

SimplyEnvy 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 1:42

Wait, wait, wait... The real question is why is there a car in the kitchen..?

smartalek 2

Thursday 16 June 2011 2:03

ouch. don't let them police get ya down. you're just resting. but don't go back...

naijagirl96 1

Thursday 16 June 2011 2:34

Well at least you can use that in court. you're about to come into alot of money my friend.

BloodyDraven 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 4:10

u should've kicked her in the ass when she was bent over, then both her car and face would be damaged

victo890 11

Thursday 16 June 2011 4:13

r u ok but since you can write your FML you should be pretty much fine but ur ok right ??? but she is just a bitch the person who was driving XD

jennabell86 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 4:18

I hope you at least got her license plate number so you can track her down

captainTexas84 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 4:36

hmm... are the speed bumps supposed to scream?

ObviousMystery 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 5:14

You should have tripped her on her way back

aknight14 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 5:29

i wouldve checked the car first.its ur fault for being in the way

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