Cars, Accident and Health: My poor baby - FML

My poor baby

By Username - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, a car hit me while I was on a crosswalk. The driver jumped out of her car and stepped over me to check her car for damage. FML

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mariazzz 5

Wednesday 15 June 2011 12:03

what a stupid bitch

ribbyc80 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 12:03

hopefully she was wearing a skirt!!

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crzy4life 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 6:29

umm you ok

unop 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 6:34

at least the driver wasn't Asian

kalbrek009 20

Thursday 16 June 2011 6:49

wtf? if she is truly @ fault, then....what a ****! bitch deserves to lose her license permanently! wouldn't surprise me if it wasn't even her car & she didn't want to have to explain her vehicular assault to the person she borrowed it from & have to pay for her idiocy. hope you're ok & she got in trouble with the law for negligence!

unop 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 7:11

Ur lucky the driver wasnt asian

lindseyluvszac 4

Thursday 16 June 2011 7:12

You're writing this FML so I guess you're okay. She probably knew that too. You could be dead

daltyboy 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 7:41

douche bag same thing happeened in my city it was all over the news but ppl were racing and ran the person over:/

GameAddikt 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 9:08

Suefor bodily harm!

kirbybdj 2

Thursday 16 June 2011 9:56

don't you just love people !

playground12 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 15:08

I hope you sue her, if you were in between the white lines, you will own her car

Baluvagyok 7

Thursday 16 June 2011 15:36

what an ass

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