Kids: Mystery man

Mystery man

By LifeSucks - 29/10/2008 11:57 - Canada

Today, as I was taking my three year-old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML

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By FirstDaddy - 16/06/2014 21:38 - United States - Southfield

Today, my daughter told me that she liked her "other daddy" better. I don't know who's she talking about, but my wife is doing a good job telling her to be quiet. FML

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By Steve.mc - 01/05/2011 07:03 - Canada

Today, someone asked my wife if I was her father. FML

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By crzyry - 23/02/2012 03:49 - Canada

Today, my four-year-old daughter called me by her mom's new boyfriend's name. Three different times. FML

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By Herdad - 30/07/2009 11:34 - United States

Today, my two year old daughter did not want to leave the toy store, when I picked her up she started screaming at the top of her lungs, "YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!". FML

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By TooMuchForToLittle - 06/09/2021 11:00

Today, yet again, my 3 year-old daughter came home from a few hours with her father, screams and cries over everything, and when she realizes it won't get her anywhere, screams at me that she hates me and that she wants to go home. I calmly told her she is home, and she screamed, "This is not home!" FML

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By Xandriajoy10 - 04/01/2016 05:21 - Australia

Today, my 5 year-old informed me she likes her "other mummy" more and wants to live with her instead. I need to have a long conversation with my husband. FML

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By HarrisonR - 02/03/2021 23:30 - United Kingdom

Today, while talking to a boy, he asked what my name was and in a state of panic, I said, "Daddy." FML

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By meunluckycharms - 14/09/2015 19:54 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I brought a boy home for the first time, only to have my dad ask him what his mother's maiden name was. When he answered, my dad exclaimed, "Oh yeah! I think I dated her in high school. I could be your father!" FML

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By yingyang2 - 06/01/2011 02:19 - United States

Today, I have been teaching my 5 year-old step-daughter how to read and write. She came bounding up to me with a piece of paper and said, "look what I did". It was a letter that said "My dad misses my real mommy, not you". FML

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By mandybar15 - 14/12/2012 23:52 - United States - Norman

Today, my husband and I sat our 10-year-old daughter down for a chat over her recent cursing. When my husband asked where she'd heard the words, she "innocently" replied, "from mommy's other boyfriend." He took her seriously, accused me of cheating, and hasn't been home since. FML

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Light_Ty 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 1:36

Only God knows what goes through the mind of a toddler... I watched some videos of me as a kiddy and, when people spoke to me... All I did was stare at them for like, 5 minutes o.o

TheOptimist 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 3:07

When this site first started out, instead of putting 'Comment Moderated' over unnacceptable comments, they would delete the post altogether and all the previous comments would move up numbers. He wasn't number seven when he posted that.

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krbittala 0

Monday 8 June 2009 19:53

That sucks big time man, I would definately talk to her.

godhelpme92 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 4:23

That's a crappy way to find out if your wife is cheating on you FYL bro

bkr009 0

Monday 15 June 2009 23:55

Whatever happened with this, i'd love to find out. lol Also and for those who didn't get this, here's the explanation: The little girl says "my other daddy", she means someone else. Hence, that means there's some other man claiming to be with his wife... so, theres a possibility his wife is cheating on him. BUT, little kids are strange, so you never know what's actually is going on. Daddy may refer to something completely unrelated.

triplethreat13 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 21:00

ouch, that bites! kids say the darndest things, though, so don't be quick to expect the worst!

rock_star21 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 19:50

wow, kids are insane.

Fran_21 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 20:06

my friends kid got confused over a talk about how god is the father of everyone and told her dad "your not my real daddy" then added "god is my real daddy"

LullzKitteh 1

Monday 28 November 2011 6:07

more proof that religion is for shitheads

bigraws23 0

Friday 10 July 2009 6:33

Hope it's nothing like most people are saying

StarCutie83 0

Monday 13 July 2009 6:07

I am nanny for a Jewish family. The parents are Ema and Abba. The kids (2 & 3 years old) call me Mommy because when we are at the park they see all the other kids running up to their mother yelling "Mommy" so they assume I am their Mommy. I secretly love it but feel bad for the mom when she hears it.

helpmeiamblind 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 1:20

Wow, OP: you need to seriously kick the shit out of your wife, ex-wife, or soon to be ex-wife (whatever she may be). She's a ho and needs a good dick-slap to the face.