Health: Today, they finally took my braces off. 7 hours later I fell... - FML

By Noname - 29/10/2008 10:09 - Slovenia

Today, they finally took my braces off. 7 hours later I fell off my bike and chipped my tooth. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2010 19:10 - Ireland

Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick and lost four teeth. Yesterday I got my braces of six years removed. FML

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By missy - 10/04/2009 08:17 - Italy

Today, I was riding on a stationary exercise bike at home, when I went to get off, my shorts got stuck under the seat. I dangled half upside down until my shorts ripped and I fell on the ground face first breaking my front tooth. I broke my tooth riding a bike that doesn’t even move. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2021 20:01

Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML

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By OUCH. - 17/11/2011 21:27 - United States

Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML

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By Chip - 21/04/2009 10:51 - Australia

Today, I went to a cosmetic dentist and got a chip in my tooth filled in that I’d had since I was 7. I went out later and my friend jokingly hit my head against the table a few times to make fun of me showing off my teeth. He slipped. I fell. I now have 2 chipped teeth and a broken nose. FML

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By Albert - 27/08/2012 22:16 - United States - Dover

Today, I went to see my orthodontist. He informed me that I have an underbite and I will probably need braces again. I just had them taken off last year, after five and a half years of oral hell. FML

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By dumbbb - 27/12/2011 08:30 - United States

Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2019 12:00

Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML

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By Fox_Undercover - 30/04/2016 20:33 - United States - Wareham

Today, my dentist pulled the wrong tooth. FML

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By 530gangsta - 25/04/2017 16:00

Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML

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TryToBeKind 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 2:58

that would piss me off

mk58 31

Saturday 21 April 2012 18:55

Oh wow, I don't believe I've ever come across such a fine specimen of stupidity.

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TryToBeKind 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 2:58

that would piss me off

troyboyd05 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 5:38

YDI for riding a bike instead of someone's mom.

SAMHAlN 0

Friday 23 July 2010 20:09

I litarly excuse my bad spelling went "ha ha ha"

ned_schneebley 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 23:41

i agree your life is ******. it feels so good to get your braces off i would be pissed if that had happened to me.

mk_03 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 13:32

HA!

Shuttertap 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 5:17

Noname. You post way too many to be actually having these things happening to you. GET A LIFE.

mk58 31

Saturday 21 April 2012 18:55

Oh wow, I don't believe I've ever come across such a fine specimen of stupidity.

loooloool 13

Wednesday 19 March 2014 21:47

#5 Have you been drinking some stupid juice?

ScratchCatPower 32

Wednesday 20 April 2016 17:22

This isn't just ordinary stupid. This... This is advanced stupid.

pinkfrenchrose 5

Saturday 14 March 2009 3:47

#5, you're a dumb ass. It's noname as in "No Name," not some weird foreign name or something. LOL

inlimbo11 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 5:37

^common sense just doesn't grow on trees does it? op: yeah, fyl. you can still get that fixed though.

sunny1192 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 2:15

Oh, ouch! At least you did it with some form of dignity (something normal like falling off your bike). I chipped one of my front teeth when I was a kid - I was spinning around on a basketball court, blowing bubbles, got dizzy, fell over and kissed the concrete. My camp counselors couldn't help me straightaway because they couldn't stop laughing.

pgray18 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 20:18

the braces wouldnt have prevented that.. in fact it would have been worse cuz they woulda broken n ****** up inside ur mouth.. just get it fixed

shadowcalling 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 20:34

number 5. noname isnt a real person it is a way to hide their real user name so people dont know who the embarrassing this really happened too

SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 22:05

I'd cry.

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