Smoking, Parents, Gambling and Teenagers: Narc

Narc

By Ginna - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my dad planted and "discovered" a pack of cigarettes in my backpack to distract my mom from his gambling problem. FML

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wwerulez14 6

Friday 29 October 2010 23:46

Plant a ***** in his drawer. Have your Mom go get something from his drawer.... Then enjoy the show :)

perdix 29

Saturday 30 October 2010 0:20

You can expect a free box of condoms any day now.

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WiNnInG1997 6

Monday 8 August 2011 22:39

I'm from Ontario too :)

FunSized88 10

Saturday 14 April 2012 22:24

Great Dad!!!!

littlexlune 16

Saturday 27 July 2013 18:39

Time for daddy to grow the **** up and face your mom as well as his addiction.

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Today, I found out my son has not one, not two, but three children with various women. I confronted him about this and he truly doesn’t care. He has support payments he hasn’t paid in months, and he doesn’t even know his name of his youngest son, because he doesn’t care enough to remember it. FML

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