Smoking, Parents, Gambling and Teenagers: Narc

i was plannin on doin the same thing 2 ur mom...but instead of cigarettes it was gonna b my penis....n instead of ur backpack it was gonna be her ass...

Attacksloth 33

Sunday 31 October 2010 5:21

Buy poker chips and a stack of counterfeit but believable looking money. Stick it under his bed with a label marked "stash"

EulessMeangirls 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 10:54

Dude rat his ass out

wriptidez 0

Monday 1 November 2010 16:59

whoa

Ajaxxx 4

Wednesday 3 November 2010 17:08

ahahah your pops is fuckenn awesome. Sounds like a well thought psychological strategy of displacement.

ADTFR 0

Friday 25 February 2011 5:48

wow thats a smart dad

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