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By thelarkscaw - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I thought I saw a woodchuck far out in my yard. I wanted to take a cool picture of it so I slowly crept closer and closer to it. I spent half an hour sneaking up on a log. FML

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furbuggy 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 8:36

A Woodchuck is a mammal. Not a bird. Epic fail.

Addicted2FML303 0

Monday 15 June 2009 12:09

@2, how could they have found out how much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if the wood chuck was chucked wood?

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lobstercutie31 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 0:47

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck norris

in2deep96 5

Friday 25 December 2009 16:47

fyl..... actually just fy because u dont have a life to *** bc u just spent 30 minutes creeping up on a log.

efyurlifeLol 0

Monday 22 February 2010 5:23

haha this made me lol

TBevan 3

Wednesday 24 February 2010 4:00

doesn't tour camera have zoom ydf

MissStubburn 0

Sunday 8 August 2010 8:51

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood ??????

brookiebaby1212 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 22:44

wow. that is really pathetic and you're a freakin idiot man

artemisrox98 10

Wednesday 13 October 2010 2:24

I bet Sasuke was a few feet away, stalking it... (Naruto Abridged joke...)

dancetaryn 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 1:00

haha your not bipolar your biwinning

Pinkandblack 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 21:15

This literally made me laugh out loud

hotcaligirl 10

Wednesday 8 June 2011 4:32

frickin hilarious.

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Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML

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