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By thelarkscaw - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I thought I saw a woodchuck far out in my yard. I wanted to take a cool picture of it so I slowly crept closer and closer to it. I spent half an hour sneaking up on a log. FML

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furbuggy 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 8:36

A Woodchuck is a mammal. Not a bird. Epic fail.

Addicted2FML303 0

Monday 15 June 2009 12:09

@2, how could they have found out how much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if the wood chuck was chucked wood?

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codylicious6 0

Monday 11 July 2011 23:41

zoom in?...

Plaasmaa 4

Thursday 21 July 2011 23:37

Sight,use it.

SadinSherman 16

Friday 2 September 2011 14:59

Glasses or contact,you decide

reldnahceus 8

Friday 30 December 2011 15:06

I've done something similar- yelling at a post from across a parking lot - while drunk.... Lol

cowgurlforlife 0

Monday 12 March 2012 7:12

One time my dad shot a rock cause he thought it was a deer.

johngaltmovement 8

Thursday 26 April 2012 14:07

Well, join the bad eyesight parade. Thumbs up if you aerie in the parade too! :)

gingeryginger 1

Sunday 10 June 2012 23:43

Well could the wood chuck itself???

DeuceMcCoy 0

Thursday 2 August 2012 9:20

thats one skilled log.

aliibbz 9

Tuesday 8 January 2013 1:12

nice

morningwood4521 8

Wednesday 16 October 2013 9:03

Were you stoned? I have done stuff like this before when I smoked a lot of pot but now I don't :)

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Today, I left something in my boss's office. The door was closed which usually means she isn't in there, so I asked her coworker/friend for the key. When I opened the door, she screamed at me to get out of there. Turns out, she has just stopped breastfeeding her son and was pumping her breasts. FML

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Today, I was applying for jobs online when my father called. When I told him what I was doing, he said in all seriousness that I should just be a sugar baby. I said he must be joking, but he replied, "Honey, if I had your tits, I'd never work a day in my life." FML

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Today, I was at the chiropractor's being examined. As we were finding all my problem areas, she said to me, “It’s almost like you spend a lot of time with all your weight on one shoulder while doing a repetitive twisting motion.” She just described mine and my wife’s favourite sex position. FML

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Today, I went on a blind date that my friend set up for me. It was going pretty good, then he said he was going to go out to smoke. 10 minutes went by and he still hadn't come back. I called my friend and she said he doesn't smoke. FML

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Today, I was in an audition for a production at this theater in town. The directors at the table loved my audition. One of them said, "I'd love to talk to you about coming to TCU." I said, "Oh, yeah! I know Harry Parker at TCU who runs the theater department." I said this to Harry Parker. FML

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Today, I met my boyfriend in Hong Kong after being apart for almost 6 months. We got to our room and got right down to business. I was just about to come when a voice came over the PA system in the room. "This is just a fire alarm test, sorry for any inconvenience." FML

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Today, I got several thumbtacks jabbed into me. Why? Because my cousin thought it would be a funny prank to superglue a bunch of thumbtacks to his nerf darts. My left forearm is still bleeding. FML

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Today, my elderly coworker was telling me about a long-lost friend, so I helped her use the Internet to look the friend up. We found her. Specifically, her obituary. FML

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