School, Dogs, Gross and Animals: Naughty boy

Naughty boy

By Anonymous - 19/08/2010 17:36 - United States

Today, seconds after my mom put my Yorkie onto my bed, he threw up. His head was not fully over the bed itself, so the wet chunks fell straight into my backpack onto my new school books. FML

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By Annie - 22/11/2009 22:07 - Mexico

Today, I noticed that my dog was feeling sad. I let him hop on my bed with me to make him feel better. It worked, right after he vomited all over my face and pillow. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2012 11:57 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, instead of waking up to soft sunlight creeping in the window or the gentle trill of birds, I was awakened by the sound of my dog vomiting all over my bed. FML

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By good_gravy - 20/02/2012 19:39 - United States

Today, my dog threw up on my bed while I was sleeping. I lost an hour of the day washing the vomit out with a rag, and my garbage disposal jammed on whatever otherworldly things my dog ate the day before. I had to dig it out by hand. FML

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By Anonymous Taco Man - 03/08/2021 08:01 - United States

Today, my dog had REALLY bad diarrhea. I found that out when I woke up to find it all over my bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2018 17:30

Today, my dog had diarrhea in his cage. While I was carrying his dirty bed downstairs to the washer, he ran by and tripped me. FML

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By jonboy - 09/05/2009 20:11 - United Kingdom

Today, I got a new comfy duvet and pillow and was looking forward to a good night's sleep. I got into bed and was followed by my dog, who then threw up the tub of butter he had just stolen from the kitchen onto my brand new bed spread. FML

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By anon - 06/03/2017 00:00

Today, a toddler threw up on my backpack mid-flight. FML

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By killjoyx - 23/07/2015 18:28 - United States - Suffolk

Today, when I woke up, my dog excitedly came up to me and licked my face. A few minutes later, I find out he had thrown up twice before he licked my face. FML

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By sandra - 20/09/2010 06:13 - United States

Today, I was working with some shelter puppies transporting them to the vet's. I got all of the puppies in but one, and when I went to pull him out, I realized he had gotten car sick. Before I could stop it happening, he wagged his vomit-covered tail and hit me in the face. FML

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By simple living - 29/04/2015 02:43 - United States - Austin

Today, my dog threw up on the tiled floor. I found out at 6 this morning in the dark when I slipped and fell in it. FML

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thebluewizard 14

Thursday 19 August 2010 23:39

"Wet chunks" almost made me blow wet chunks.

daviesha 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 23:57

ydi fir being a guy with a yorkie:)

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jkemp1984 10

Friday 20 August 2010 9:59

can you say "retard?"

MaksSLO 0

Friday 20 August 2010 11:37

Why you have your books already? And our 18 year old yorkie died a few weeks ago :(

imright24 0

Friday 20 August 2010 13:54

YDI for pretending a rat is a dog.

loz330 0

Friday 20 August 2010 18:10

im assuming that "yorkie" is a pet, not some retarded family member....

hockeychick8 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 5:35

Ugh, I couldve gone my entire life without knowing that or picturing it

aardvarkish 15

Sunday 22 August 2010 1:47

Then why do you read FML?

born2ride_2005 0

Monday 23 August 2010 3:28

YDI OP for having a Yorkshire Terrier. And for being irresponsible with your bookbag.

bibobobonnor 8

Thursday 26 August 2010 8:37

#60 what do you men irresponsible with his/her book bag, how the heck was she supposed to know her dog would barf in it

HarleyHarlequin 0

Monday 23 August 2010 5:04

totally your fault for owning a yorkie. that being said, get that thing to the vet.

marcadores_x 1

Wednesday 25 August 2010 17:38

yorkies are ******* stupid

murfeez_law 2

Tuesday 14 September 2010 10:01

Well, at least it wasn't a St. Bernard!!

jkjloyd3 1

Thursday 16 June 2011 1:34

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Today, my family and I were watching Mulan, and I mentioned that I've always had a crush on Shang. After going into detail about how I would "marry his sexy voice" I decided to look up this mystery dream man. To my surprise he was played by Donny Osmond. I will never live this down. FML

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Today, I invited a friend over and showed him my collectible action figures. He also collects the ones I do. There was this one particular rare one I own, and he was quite fascinated by it. It mysteriously vanished after he went home. He claims to know nothing about it, and got pissed for accusing him. FML

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Today, I let my roommate borrow my car to go to the store. Later, I saw a picture on Facebook of my roommate and his buddies with my car saying, "Gone for the weekend!" I work at 8am tomorrow and he won't answer my calls. FML

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Naughty boy

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Smells like Toddler Spirit

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