By feartheend511 - 19/08/2010 15:48 - United States

Today, while my friends were over, my mom took too many of her pills and walked around the house nude. She then bit me. FML
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nicknesser 0

I knew Twilight was a problem, just didn't know it was this serious. We're all screwed.

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xGet_Over_It 0

oh noes your life is ovet

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TheAwesomeMarchi 0

**** you cum shot

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emmaleeislamee 0

You should have said, "mom! None of this kinky stuff in front of my friends! Save it for the bedroom." and winked at your friends.

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mona_is_here 10

I wonder what kind of pills your mum takes.. They must be fun! jk (:

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RokstaRx88 0

oh shit I'm from Maryland too I was there your mom is hott she can bite me

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nicknesser 0

I knew Twilight was a problem, just didn't know it was this serious. We're all screwed.

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Palmless 0

All the while my friend's were over? Uhm. Maybe I don't know my English too well, but that makes no sense.

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2kool4skoolyo 0

ARE YOU GONNA TURN INTO VAMPIRE LIKE EDWARD CULLEN AND MARRY HIM AND GLITTER AND HAVE GOLD EYES I AM JEALOUS

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Blue_Coconuts 7

I doubt she even knew what she was doing. My girlfriend tells me all sorts of weird shit I did when I'm on my ambien, probably about the same.

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DarkHelmet 10

Epic Win for ur friends if ur Moms a MILF!! and is it just me or is #13 like SMOKIN HOT!!!

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MyNameIsInvictus 0

What's your problem, OP? How do you think you were conceived?

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2kool4skoolyo 0

my comment was moderated because I wrote in caps? I didn't know that was a rule... I write it again. Are you gonna turn into a vampire like Edward Cullen and have golden eyes and sparkle?!? I am so jealous...(Without caps it loses it impact:( )

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nishant5456 0

it could have been worse, she coulda done more than just bite you. :)

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lalala2012 2

yeah ^^ she could have blown/licked u ( is OP guy or girl?)

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legonut4 0

it's funny because your friends saw your mom nude you just better hope she want nice and moist

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okieraider71 4

Drug addiction is killing the American family. Get her into help or get away.

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BoyFromTheFuture 0

Don't worry your friends are into cougs. especially ones that bite.

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MrsxBillxKaulitz 5

that's sexy. did you get turned on?

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Mumbellosity711 0

RokstaRx...no. legit

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the_flirtt 0

haha your mom sounds fun to party with ;)

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misfitSuperStar 0

FreshPie, you're stories WERE amusing. Now they just keep getting longer & it's annoying as hades!!!!

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JustJess666 0

don't feel bad op my mom used to do that too before she died. she was a heavy drug addict and it's really sad when that happens. I'm sorry that you had that happen to you i can feel your pain.

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alien491 0

ydi for posting bullshit

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brownboxes 0

She'll probably be well more embarrassed when she realises what she's done

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Brittney_E 0

i like FreshPie's stories, though that one made no sense to me.

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lurchin_10 0

damn! im down, hit me up next time your mom takes some of those pills

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afdude87 6

damn I've seen people do some funny shit messed up on pills but that's pretty damn hilarious. fyl lol

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joooeee 3

77. you basically say "don't feel bad, my mom died from it." that must be really encouraging to the op lolz.

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JustJess666 0

actually he didn't die from the pills she was already told that she was gonna die from hep. c and drinking. she opted to stay ****** up while she was still alive and it sucked cuz I had to play mom. it's not okay I was just saying that op isn't alone.

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JustJess666 0

*she my bad... damn Iphone

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milo2113 0

stfu dumb bitch ohh and your fat and ugly and you should change your picture to one where you dont look like a self centered prostitute ohhhh waaaait, you are one!

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treesdevin 0

lmao....momma bear was highh as **** 8)

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ktiminski 2

completely agreed. ******* Edward.. :/

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misfitSuperStar 0

Holy hell, batman!!! sooo humiliating. fyl hard!!

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lilweapon 0

ill have what shes having

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IPityTheFool 0

Atleast you and your friends didn't get boners that'd be a fyl

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phatdaddy62 23

who said no boners? who said no surprise buttsex?

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lette4life959 10

BAAATTHHHHSAAAALLLTTTSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!

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Josk95 0

lol why would she do that? is she a vampire?

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emmaleeislamee 0

hahaha! Nice mom you have there. :b

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joramge 0

its funny because no one has reposted the fml yet...

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carly426 0

and youu guys stayed in the house? uhh wow. you and your friends couldve just went in your room and locked the door or so something.

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SaintE_fml 0

for real sounds a little hinky

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bigbadtim 7

LOL The dangers of O.D.ing are endless.

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deebo77 0

I bet your friends are traumatized for life. unless your mom is a MILF

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Ludii_fml 0

long live american pieeeee

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