Thief and Money: Needs

Needs

By Kelly - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Roseville

Today, I found out that all the things I've lent to my best friend over the last few years that have never been returned were actually pawned off so she could pay her cable bill. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 524

You deserved it 3 444

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RabidBunny 10

Tuesday 3 April 2012 0:27

There has never been a better time to get revenge. Have fun OP.

mizuki123 8

Tuesday 3 April 2012 0:29

That's why when I lend things I get it back before lending another thing.. Best friend or not.

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kgubbs 1

Wednesday 4 April 2012 1:54

Pee on her tv .

natural711 6

Wednesday 4 April 2012 13:38

i smell a lawsuit coming

NikoC 4

Thursday 5 April 2012 20:49

Friends with another pair of eyes are the worst.

Fmylife107 5

Monday 9 April 2012 2:46

I would make her pay it all back!

Kaykay2565 9

Sunday 6 May 2012 5:35

Your obviously not her best friend!

Arlisshsr 9

Monday 14 May 2012 20:06

Ownd!...by accidental charity!

102muzicluver 2

Friday 1 June 2012 18:49

Have her give u all da money dt she has gotten it & drop her as a friend

schvann 2

Saturday 9 June 2012 7:24

is she still your best friend after that?

rabbitstew45 4

Monday 29 December 2014 1:56

Is this a friend or someone you know that's using you? Small claims court.

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