Thief and Money: Needs

Needs

By Kelly - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Roseville

Today, I found out that all the things I've lent to my best friend over the last few years that have never been returned were actually pawned off so she could pay her cable bill. FML

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RabidBunny 10

Tuesday 3 April 2012 0:27

There has never been a better time to get revenge. Have fun OP.

mizuki123 8

Tuesday 3 April 2012 0:29

That's why when I lend things I get it back before lending another thing.. Best friend or not.

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lolcatt 0

Tuesday 3 April 2012 1:43

your friend deserves a slow clap.

KiddNYC1O 20

Tuesday 3 April 2012 2:14

I hope just one person claps because that's always hilarious in the movies lol!

lolcatt 0

Tuesday 3 April 2012 4:13

that would be a win!! ;)

angeluscado 15

Tuesday 3 April 2012 1:45

Yeah, that's why I never lend out my stuff. Ever.

MushroomCake 9

Tuesday 3 April 2012 3:06

Me neither, 9 times out of 10, it won't be returned...

nonnieluv 9

Tuesday 3 April 2012 1:59

My best friend and I borrow things from each other all the time, the difference is we just don't give them back for months maybe years at a time.

thats_my_job 11

Tuesday 3 April 2012 5:13

That's a pretty big difference don't you think?

jagsville 8

Tuesday 3 April 2012 2:06

I hope she wipes first too

Heinousness 0

Tuesday 3 April 2012 2:12

Instead of the toilet thing, she should either mess up the medicine cabinet or use her toothbrush ( after cleaning it)

gracehi 31

Tuesday 3 April 2012 2:28

Time to revoke her friend card and shred it.

kylesgirlforever 12

Tuesday 3 April 2012 2:30

Pay back is a bitch;D lol

rene22 18

Tuesday 3 April 2012 2:45

It took you years to figure out you haven't been getting your stuff back?

morganmoepenn 1

Tuesday 3 April 2012 2:51

Maybe it's time for a new best friend.. Lol

AngelicTide 11

Tuesday 3 April 2012 2:55

Sue! This is illegal!!

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