Awkward, Sexism and Work: Never do this, my dudes

Never do this, my dudes

By bluecollar - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, there was a luncheon at work in another dept. We all went to get some free food and see new faces. There was a hot girl walking around chatting. I grabbed my buddy's arm and told him there was a "nice pair of tits here." He saw her. She's his daughter. She's a new-hire… running HR. FML

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Running late

By SMV - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff - France

Today, my company was having a huge party so I went to work dressed in my best outfit. During lunch break, my boss said to me, "You really missed out on something yesterday, it was great fun!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 251

You deserved it 6 095

What did you just say?

By keeks_25 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I was serving a family at the restaurant where I work. When I went to ask the little girl what she wanted, I was tongue-tied and got "cutie" and "hun" mixed up and ended up asking, "What can I get for you, cuntie?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 85 242

You deserved it 26 136

Dad pranks '09

By PISSED - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Germany

Today, I finally got a date with one of the hottest girls in school, a perfect 10. Just before I go to pick her up to go to the movies, I called her to find out where she lives. She answered the phone, only to hear my father yelling in the background, "STOP TALKING TO THAT WHORE." FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 669

You deserved it 5 303

Cheeky

By BurnedByAWaiter - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I went on a blind date at a fancy restaurant. My date was running a bit late, so I went ahead and got a table. I got bored, so I decided to ask my waiter how I looked. He stood there, then said that, "It's against company policy to mock customers to their face." FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 599

You deserved it 8 453

Early warning

By Hreyes - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I overheard my boss stressing out over finding a replacement for me. I didn't know I was leaving. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 018

You deserved it 2 228

Brain worms

By smooth - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my coworker pointed to our nervous new intern and asked who he was. I jokingly said, "Can't you tell? He's our new slave." I then quickly realized how bad that sounded, given the intern is black. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 880

You deserved it 19 106

Secret

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML

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You deserved it 2 887

By Ohwhy - 27/10/2012 11:53 - United Kingdom - Liverpool

Today, as I waited to fly home, a very attractive woman smiled and gestured towards the seat next to me. However, a hyperactive child and his mother barged past into said empty seats. The woman really hit it off with the guy behind, while I was stuck listening to a kid scream at Angry Birds. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 492

You deserved it 2 082

Suave

By getmoneyab - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Mexico

Today, I went to Cheesecake Factory for dinner. There was a hot waiter who kept passing by. He saw me looking at him and I knew I had to say something. So when he approached my table I asked, "Excuse me, do you have any salt?" and he said, "I think it's right there on the table." FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 922

You deserved it 68 493

Nice neighborhood

By Mrs. W. - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Las Vegas

Today, a kid on a bike passed me and commented on my "big fat butt." Recognizing him from the neighborhood, I told my husband to go speak to his parents about the inappropriate comment. It turns out his father is the man who yesterday commented on my "big bouncing tits." FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 940

You deserved it 2 497

greenfairy_fml 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 19:13

you're lucky, if a coworker said that to my dad about me, he'd kick his ass. and yeah, you totally deserved it for referring to her that way.

Hullaballoo 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 19:46

Wow, I hope you know now that referring to women by their body parts isn't ok

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greenman_fml 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 16:26

well it seems like you've got a nice conversation starter. you'll be seeing that "nice pair of ****" in no time

Master_Bait 0

Tuesday 11 May 2010 3:17

you look like a guy who drives around in an unmarked van and offers candy to small children on the side of the road

phippsy95 2

Saturday 3 July 2010 2:00

stop trolling. he looks like that guy off office, the ricky gervais one not the american rubbish haha

drybamboo 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 17:01

You deserve to be fired. :D

AliSama 17

Thursday 26 February 2009 18:07

how can you know someone and never seen pictures of his family? i call bs on this one.

EffYoLife 14

Thursday 29 March 2012 5:44

Everyone doesn't put up family pix. Or maybe she looks different in person. I call bs on your comment.

uminuscooll 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 18:26

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greenfairy_fml 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 19:13

you're lucky, if a coworker said that to my dad about me, he'd kick his ass. and yeah, you totally deserved it for referring to her that way.

Dr_Phil 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 19:40

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ScottieJo 8

Saturday 25 August 2012 11:45

It's because FML is full of self righteous people and feminiazis.

lokiitababii69 19

Monday 15 April 2013 23:10

exactly. im a female n most my friends r male.... thats jus how guys talk

sulitak 27

Monday 10 June 2013 9:01

then your friends are disrespectful boys. most of my friends are men and won't say that shit around me. they will point out hot girls, but they have some tact about it.

theaaxis 27

Sunday 21 September 2014 3:14

Maybe if OP was with the guys it wouldn't be as bad, but at work, it's pretty terrible.

Hullaballoo 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 19:46

Wow, I hope you know now that referring to women by their body parts isn't ok

prinny_fml 0

Thursday 6 May 2010 5:05

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lspicknall 4

Wednesday 1 August 2012 20:48

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sulitak 27

Monday 10 June 2013 9:05

no. he's saying your chest looks good. that's it.

Jshizzle 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 20:12

You deserve anything you get, ********. I understand that **** are great (they are! Mine rule!), but what a bummer to be reminded that they are all men seem to care about. Get your head out of your ass and maybe a woman will actually let you see hers someday. fool.