Awkward, Sexism and Work: Never do this, my dudes

Never do this, my dudes

By bluecollar - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, there was a luncheon at work in another dept. We all went to get some free food and see new faces. There was a hot girl walking around chatting. I grabbed my buddy's arm and told him there was a "nice pair of tits here." He saw her. She's his daughter. She's a new-hire… running HR. FML

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You deserved it 54 274

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Running late

By SMV - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff - France

Today, my company was having a huge party so I went to work dressed in my best outfit. During lunch break, my boss said to me, "You really missed out on something yesterday, it was great fun!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 251

You deserved it 6 095

What did you just say?

By keeks_25 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I was serving a family at the restaurant where I work. When I went to ask the little girl what she wanted, I was tongue-tied and got "cutie" and "hun" mixed up and ended up asking, "What can I get for you, cuntie?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 85 242

You deserved it 26 136

Dad pranks '09

By PISSED - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Germany

Today, I finally got a date with one of the hottest girls in school, a perfect 10. Just before I go to pick her up to go to the movies, I called her to find out where she lives. She answered the phone, only to hear my father yelling in the background, "STOP TALKING TO THAT WHORE." FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 669

You deserved it 5 303

Cheeky

By BurnedByAWaiter - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I went on a blind date at a fancy restaurant. My date was running a bit late, so I went ahead and got a table. I got bored, so I decided to ask my waiter how I looked. He stood there, then said that, "It's against company policy to mock customers to their face." FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 599

You deserved it 8 453

Early warning

By Hreyes - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I overheard my boss stressing out over finding a replacement for me. I didn't know I was leaving. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 018

You deserved it 2 228

Brain worms

By smooth - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my coworker pointed to our nervous new intern and asked who he was. I jokingly said, "Can't you tell? He's our new slave." I then quickly realized how bad that sounded, given the intern is black. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 880

You deserved it 19 106

Secret

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 051

You deserved it 2 887

By Ohwhy - 27/10/2012 11:53 - United Kingdom - Liverpool

Today, as I waited to fly home, a very attractive woman smiled and gestured towards the seat next to me. However, a hyperactive child and his mother barged past into said empty seats. The woman really hit it off with the guy behind, while I was stuck listening to a kid scream at Angry Birds. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 492

You deserved it 2 082

Suave

By getmoneyab - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Mexico

Today, I went to Cheesecake Factory for dinner. There was a hot waiter who kept passing by. He saw me looking at him and I knew I had to say something. So when he approached my table I asked, "Excuse me, do you have any salt?" and he said, "I think it's right there on the table." FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 922

You deserved it 68 493

Nice neighborhood

By Mrs. W. - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Las Vegas

Today, a kid on a bike passed me and commented on my "big fat butt." Recognizing him from the neighborhood, I told my husband to go speak to his parents about the inappropriate comment. It turns out his father is the man who yesterday commented on my "big bouncing tits." FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 940

You deserved it 2 497

greenfairy_fml 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 19:13

you're lucky, if a coworker said that to my dad about me, he'd kick his ass. and yeah, you totally deserved it for referring to her that way.

Hullaballoo 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 19:46

Wow, I hope you know now that referring to women by their body parts isn't ok

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Edmund_Dantes 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 21:32

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AvengingAngelx 20

Wednesday 25 June 2014 2:43

'To hell with all the overly sensitive women.' Saying that in itself is a rude, sexist comment. Some of us feminists who are saying that it's not okay to refer to a woman, or anyone for that matter, by their body parts have been sexually mistreated before. And if you don't see how making comments like that is perpetuating rape culture (and just plain wrong), you need to go and do a bit of research.

yui567 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 23:58

I agree with #7. Also, how did you not know his daughter was going to work for your firm? You should be more careful.

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Friday 27 February 2009 0:57

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Friday 27 February 2009 1:23

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balboababe 0

Friday 27 February 2009 2:43

pedofile

Jimmy_fml 0

Friday 27 February 2009 7:07

sux. girls do this all the time about guys used to hear it from the cubicles behind me so don't feel alone. The girls calling you names are just hypocrites.

0___0 9

Friday 27 February 2009 8:22

I would have moved my finger a little to point at someone else >_> "NOT HER.. herrrrrr" ;P

effmalyfe 0

Friday 27 February 2009 8:26

Kinda awkward for the dad if he wants to file a complaint.

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Friday 27 February 2009 11:25

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gummibehrs 4

Tuesday 25 August 2009 19:17

What are you, 12?

Javee 17

Monday 25 June 2012 22:36

Your male family members comment on your breasts? Sounds creepy. Also, are you even old enough to be on this site?

muchlovezoe 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 21:02

did you proceed to ask him for her number? He probably has it, you know. Or perhaps your really lucked out and she still lives at home, in which case you can simply look up your friend's number and give the little lady a call. *wink* go get 'em tiger.