Ironic and Health: Never engage with crazy

Never engage with crazy

By fxck - 20/07/2012 22:45 - South Africa - Durban

Today, while walking home, I passed some guy loudly whining that foreign imports are destroying our economy, and that we should all be deported. When I pointed out that the mobile phone in his hand was clearly a Samsung, he turned bright red and punched me in the gut. FML

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You deserved it 4 965

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By Marc - 06/02/2012 21:43 - United States

Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML

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You deserved it 2 189

By Anonymous - 20/07/2017 23:00 - United States - Dover

Today, an Asian man approached me and called me pretty. I thanked him and he asked if I'm Chinese. When I said, "No, I'm Taiwanese" he promptly spat in my face and called me a "traitor to the motherland." FML

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You deserved it 526

Weirdo geek freaks out

By katw - 10/03/2021 02:01

Today, I went on a first day with a guy. It went well up until he saw my phone, loudly declared that I was ‘gross’ for having an iPhone, and then stormed out. I’m on a family plan and if it were my choice, I would have got an Android. FML

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You deserved it 249

Stunlocked

By RoyBoy - 26/07/2021 18:01

Today, a stranger asked to borrow my phone since his had died. As he was using it, he kept walking away and I had to chase him because he was walking too far. He turned around, yelled, "Stop following me, asshole!" and punched me, knocking me out cold. When I came to, I realized the fucker stole my phone. FML

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You deserved it 613

By wallets - 29/02/2012 07:47 - United States

Today, I told a customer that we don't do refunds. He responded by throwing his wallet at my face and accusing me of stealing it. FML

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You deserved it 2 486

By -1 friend - 17/05/2013 21:16 - United States - Freeport

Today, I was in a big Skype chat, which somehow turned into a heated argument. My friend lost it, typed "your stupid" and called me a "looser." When I pointed out the irony of his messages, he rage-quit, drove all the way to my house, and punched me in the face at the door. FML

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You deserved it 14 668

Kinda sus, dude

By Meg - 22/09/2022 10:30

Today, I asked my husband to borrow his phone, since mine had died. His response was, “Well, you have a charger, use it.” When I reminded him that we weren’t at home, he screamed at me in front of everyone at the store, “I’m not letting you go through my phone and that’s final!” FML

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You deserved it 200

Parent #1 of the Year

By no i'm sure you're a responsible parent - 09/04/2020 02:00 - United States

Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML

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You deserved it 212

Customer service

By breadcrumb - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Kansas City

Today, while at work, a customer, who was also on his phone, rudely asked what kinds of bread we had for his sandwich. After I told him we had many different kinds to offer, he cut me off, told me to stop playing stupid, and stormed out after holding up a long line of people. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 324

You deserved it 2 189

By fisted - 12/06/2015 13:42 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I was out for a walk, wearing a T-shirt with a fist on it and the words "Bump it." A guy came up to me, looked at my shirt, shrugged, and punched me in the stomach. FML

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You deserved it 11 737

CamcAmIaM 10

Saturday 21 July 2012 6:32

That guy's an idiot.

Senseless_487 29

Saturday 21 July 2012 6:36

Hey, the truth hurts. Hurts you, that is.

Comments

melrose90210 10

Saturday 21 July 2012 23:23

You should have just kept walking

zombiibabii 4

Saturday 21 July 2012 23:43

Dude doesn't have two brain cells to rub together, OP. It sucks that he resorted to violence when being called out on his ignorance, but kudos to you for calling him out from the get go. Hope the punch wasn't too bad and that you're feeling better.

Navyboy_Prevo02 0

Saturday 21 July 2012 23:49

So yuh cant hit him back or wat thatz the sensible thing to do is hurt im 3x more

snk9045 3

Sunday 22 July 2012 1:21

Sue his ass for that.

ravey 0

Sunday 22 July 2012 1:47

Did you kick his ass after he hit you? :o

Madrias 36

Sunday 22 July 2012 2:08

Here's the funny thing: your Ford, Chevy, Dodge vehicles, they're only final-assembled in the US. Places like Mitsubishi, Toyota, Honda, well, they're having parts made in the US. The engine and transmission is built overseas. Dad makes parts for Mitsubishi and Toyota.

Gremlinek 16

Sunday 1 June 2014 15:28

112 has exact point. All Asian car manufacturers have plants in US... Most of them treating workers extremely well (I live not far from Kia plant and been trying to get job there since they opened). About Samsung... Company I work for (in US of A) right now supplies almost all electronic components for their home appliances.

Locoluis 15

Sunday 22 July 2012 3:16

I don't think I've ever seen any product made in South Africa in my entire life. Or any African imported product for that matter.

Locoluis 15

Sunday 22 July 2012 3:32

If you want your country to progress, you have no choice but to compete against the world. If you can't do this, your economy will be destroyed.

fadingaway 17

Sunday 22 July 2012 15:54

Living in Chile it's not surprising that you haven't heard of any South African products. I'm from SA and don't know any products from Chile.

Dexxter_fml 4

Sunday 22 July 2012 7:23

Coming from KwaZulu-Natal, (the same Provence as the OP), I have to say that this is hilarious, since KZN has more cultures mixed and living together than any other Provence, who all depend on each other. Silly racist buggars. ^_^ Whoa, that was so... Unlike me to write. Anywhore, sorry to hear that, OP!