By Anonymous - 20/07/2017 23:00 - United States - Dover

Today, an Asian man approached me and called me pretty. I thanked him and he asked if I'm Chinese. When I said, "No, I'm Taiwanese" he promptly spat in my face and called me a "traitor to the motherland." FML
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nanxi 30

I'm sorry that happened to you ): My family is Chinese, and even they would tell this guy to chill the **** out.

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MidnaLink 33

That's aassault and you can press charges for that sort of thing. "Traitor to the motherland", my ass.

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RichardPencil 30

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Little Richard 11

Or, you may be a dumb ass.

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RichardPencil 30

Or you can make your own profile pic instead of stealing mine?

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MidnaLink 33

That's aassault and you can press charges for that sort of thing. "Traitor to the motherland", my ass.

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Vermillion_fml 6

Most Taiwanese people have ancestors that immigrated from China so if they were conversing in English it's unlikely they could tell the difference just from the looks...

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skippydoda 32

Some people don't know what a joke is.

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inappropes 31

The joke went right over your head didn't it. along with all the people who downvoted him.

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nanxi 30

I'm sorry that happened to you ): My family is Chinese, and even they would tell this guy to chill the **** out.

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BrazilianNotGayBlueHaired 6

yes, china is comunist, but they let capitalist industries and fast foods inside their space doesn't make any sense, but china is china so... yeah

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I'madumbass 19

Actually, it is. A Chinese friend of mine makes jokes about China being Communist all the time.

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Aricycla 6

That's very offensive....

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Lobby_Bee 17

I have been to both places and I found Taiwan to be a much more pleasant country. Give your ancestors a pat on the back, they did the right thing by leaving.

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PaulieXP 16

It's funny how quickly people can turn from sympathetic to assholes. In WW2 the japanese invaded china and treated them like shit, made fun of them, called them sick man of asia(bruce lee film remember?). They were the victims and you cheered for them when Japan was defeated. Then they go and do the same thing to Tibet. Now they're the bad guys. And this taiwanesse nonsense. I can't remeber the last time a brit called an american a traitor

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