Love, Transportation and Airport: Never enough

Never enough

By badenoughflowers - 14/01/2013 15:47 - United States - Ben Wheeler

Today, my girlfriend returned home from a several week vacation with family. Instead of a happy reunion, I was terribly emasculated, publicly, for bringing flowers that "weren't as pretty as all the other couples' in baggage claim." FML

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You deserved it 3 597

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By Oh hells no - 16/09/2013 07:26 - United States - Los Altos

Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML

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You deserved it 12 141

No good deed…

By cantwin - 02/10/2023 20:00

Today, my girlfriend returned from a two day trip. I'd spent the time cleaning the house and working on house projects, so she wouldn't come home and be stressed. She got upset when she got home because the house was clean, and it made her feel inadequate. FML

I agree, your life sucks 863

You deserved it 94

Gratitude walks

By Liam - 06/05/2021 02:01

Today, my girl called me a "brainless, insensitive prick" Why? Because I wanted to surprise her with flowers since she’s been on vacation for 3 weeks and I hadn’t seen her. She was badly sunburned. I’d bought sunflowers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 216

You deserved it 118

Gratitude

By Anonymous - 28/11/2020 02:02

Today, I brought my girlfriend flowers. All she managed to do was to say, "It’s been a year since you brought me flowers." FML

I agree, your life sucks 793

You deserved it 360

By nightowl506 - 21/11/2011 07:22 - United States

Today, I received gorgeous orchids from my long distance boyfriend. I was excited about it and told my parents. They still are convinced I have no boyfriend and I mailed the flowers to myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 912

You deserved it 4 034

Honey, you've got some explaining to do

By darren - 08/04/2024 18:00 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I went to surprise my girlfriend, who was at work at Target, with flowers. I asked the employee at the entrance if she was there. When he asked who I was, his face lit up red and he started profusely apologizing, stating, “She told me you guys broke up.” before guiding me to her area. News to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 563

You deserved it 94

By anonymous - 16/02/2015 12:57 - Australia - Rockdale

Today, I received a bunch of flowers from my 'lover'. This would be fine, except that I don't have a lover, and my boyfriend now thinks I'm cheating. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 623

You deserved it 2 982

By fmylovelife - 27/06/2011 23:45 - United States

Today, I surprised my girlfriend with roses. She surprised me by getting back together with her ex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 485

You deserved it 3 472

By anon - 18/07/2019 14:00

Today, my wife and I got into an argument. She ran out, yelling. Later, at work, I felt guilty, so I picked up some flowers and a card. When I presented them to her, she looked puzzled. I made the mistake of reminding her about our argument. She is now mad at me, again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 005

You deserved it 306

Sussy

By Anonymous - 11/09/2023 07:30

Today, on a whim, I bought my wife some flowers on my way home. She put them in a vase then asked me what stupid thing I did that I’m pre-apologising for. She refuses to believe I bought her flowers for any other reason. Man, I must be a really shitty husband. FML

I agree, your life sucks 633

You deserved it 274

transcedental 18

Monday 14 January 2013 19:07

Somehow.. I.. just wanna give you a hug. Sorry that she didn't appreciate your gesture ;/

thelastavailable 13

Monday 14 January 2013 19:05

She definitely got some on holiday.

Comments

perdix 29

Monday 14 January 2013 20:47

That would have been so manly, macho, virile and butch if you showed up with a fabulous arrangement of pansies with Queen Anne's lace. I've heard that's what Chuck Norris prefers.

pedinhuh 23

Monday 14 January 2013 21:09

**** that shit, i would give those flowers to first girl on the street, then maybe would think differently...

vbmg152 18

Monday 14 January 2013 21:16

She's not very appreciative! I'd be glad to get them! You need another girlfriend!!

hiandrews69 29

Monday 14 January 2013 21:26

I would have dumped her ass, saying that she wasn't as deserving of "better" flowers. Then, I would have left her there.

BigDogMatt 13

Monday 14 January 2013 21:26

Go over to the TSA and say she was making terroristic threats... I bet the outcome would be a little more satisfying

Vidrill 22

Monday 14 January 2013 21:31

The test of a healthy relationship is feeling happy to see the other person and not paying attention to something so trivial. Maybe something to think about..

Jordath_Fil 11

Monday 14 January 2013 21:32

Dude. Get better flowers!!!!

SighGuy89 5

Monday 14 January 2013 21:33

That would be an instant break up for me, but I might be biased since I don't much prefer the spoiled/entitled princess type.

ravenxcorvinus 9

Monday 14 January 2013 21:37

ditch the bitch! D:

taka805 10

Monday 14 January 2013 21:40

Whatever happened to being grateful for the little things in a relationship? The flowers were a nice gesture. Just taking time out of your day because you missed her should have been enough...