Nice seeing you

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Houston

Today, I met my birth father for the first time. The first thing he told me was that if I ever get arrested, I should give him a call so his guys on the inside can look after me. I don't think there's going to be a second meeting. FML
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Top comments

Are you kidding? That sounds like it could be a very useful thing to have.

Hey, at least he's got your back if you get into trouble!

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aconsultant 9

Sounds more like a godfather to me.. Better keep away from him

It sounds like he cares, just in a weird way

Sounds like there never should have been a first meeting.

That's a nice offering! Unless, he's purposely trying to scare you away. Or...that's his Dad humor. Sorry!

My best friend's dad was in prison for a while because of drugs and other things. He's completely turned his life around and is really big on helping other ex-cons out whenever he can. That said: See what your dad went to jail for before you get too involved.

AspieGirl88 7

Are you certain that he wasn't referring to whomever might be working there (as officers, I mean)? It might sound unlikely, but it could happen (& it's an easy mistake to make). Even if your dad has been in prison, though; that isn't necessarily the worst thing in the world (unless the offender continues to get arrested). Sometimes people make bad choices, but for those who are willing to just get on with things; take whatever punishment they get served to them & then do their best to turn their life around ... such people deserve that second chance, I believe. =o)

this man could probably teach you a lot about surviving... and probably every awesome card game that ever existed. hop down from your ivory tower and give the guy a chance. he probably has great stories.

isn't this from a TV show? it's always Sunny in Philadelphia I think