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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Houston

Today, I met my birth father for the first time. The first thing he told me was that if I ever get arrested, I should give him a call so his guys on the inside can look after me. I don't think there's going to be a second meeting. FML
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seemetrot_fml 16

Are you kidding? That sounds like it could be a very useful thing to have.

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leJar 14

Hey, at least he's got your back if you get into trouble!

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JosephKorso 15

Hey, he's using what he has to ensure you have the best chance of making it through relatively unscathed. That right there is better parenting than a lot of people get.

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HoofHeartedBro 14

Obviously he cares, and has a great sense of humor. life is short so keep in contact with him regardless.

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RageWolf16 31

Dude who cares what kind of friends he has. He cares about you, lots of estranged birth parents aren't like that

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Phxlife602 9

People make mistakes, not everyone is perfect. Atleast you know who to call if you ever end up in that type of situation. I say give him another chance and get to know your popz.

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ssnow_fml 20

I would do everything to stay on his good side

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Kevin55_fml 11

Seriously? I think that's pretty cool!

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AlexisPaige1124 16

Why is this so hilarious?! It just made my day. Thank you for sharing this.

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M3DO 24

I don't see how this is a FML.

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