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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Houston

Today, I met my birth father for the first time. The first thing he told me was that if I ever get arrested, I should give him a call so his guys on the inside can look after me. I don't think there's going to be a second meeting. FML
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Top comments

Are you kidding? That sounds like it could be a very useful thing to have.

Hey, at least he's got your back if you get into trouble!

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Talis99 26

Aww, I'm sorry, OP. You follow your heart and back off if you want. I will point out that, barring the actual history here, it kinda sounds like he might care about you and is just going about it the very wrong way. Still. You got to me him, right? I'm sorry it turned out that way.

ItsAnanya 25

At least you had the chance to meet your father. Some of us crave for any sort of opportunity for that to happen but it never does. He also cares for you. You really should keep be thankful and keep in touch, if not strengthen your relationship with him.

That seems so ******* useful, do not let him go!

He's trying to show you that he cares about

BabyCakes818 16

At least it's the thought that counts.

My biological father is in prison. I can't wait for him to give me this talk.

Well, you don't want to be picking up the soap, do you?

Just cause he might not be the best of person to society doesn't mean he's not a good dad OP

I'm sorry he's not what you expected. But he is trying to look out for you