Nice seeing you
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Houston
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Houston
You're a ungrateful piece of shit
That seems so ******* useful, do not let him go!
He's trying to show you that he cares about
My biological father is in prison. I can't wait for him to give me this talk.
Well, you don't want to be picking up the soap, do you?
Just cause he might not be the best of person to society doesn't mean he's not a good dad OP
I'm sorry he's not what you expected. But he is trying to look out for you
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Are you kidding? That sounds like it could be a very useful thing to have.
Hey, at least he's got your back if you get into trouble!