Embarrassing, Weddings and Parents: Nice to see you

Nice to see you

By JeezyCherieze - 11/04/2009 01:10 - United States

Today, my father, who I rarely see, drove 400 miles to my wedding. I was so happy to see him, until he got completely trashed at my reception, asked me where he could "score some weed" and told me what a bitch my mom was, and how I needed to lose weight. For over an hour. At my wedding. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2023 10:00

Today, my dad thought it would be appropriate to get drunk at my wedding and include in his father of the bride speech all the very bad things I did as a child, before I got the psychiatric help I needed. My in-laws were giving me death glares, and his nana yelled, “Shame on you!” at me. FML

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By Illinoisgirl - 14/02/2012 14:29 - Hungary

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

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News to me

By Anonymous - 18/04/2020 20:00

Today, my dad told me he liked men. While he was making a drunken speech. At my wedding. FML

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Highlight of the wedding

By Anonymous - 24/10/2022 22:00

Today, despite his promise not to, my dad got completely shitfaced at my wedding reception. When we found him, he was passed out on the toilet with his pants down, penis out, and he’d shit all over himself, the toilet, and the floor. I thought I could trust him just this once, but now he’s dead to me. FML

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Very romantic

By Kate - 24/09/2024 14:00 - Canada - St. Thomas

Today, I went to my (now ex) boyfriend’s step-uncle’s wedding. He got absolutely wasted and kept talking about marrying me in front of his mom and step-dad, but was listing off who he would and wouldn’t invite, all in front of the people he wouldn’t invite. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2015 09:52 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my mom got drunk and started crying at my after-wedding party, after promising she'd behave herself. She thinks my husband is an awful person who'll drag me into a life of sin, all because he has a tattoo and an ear piercing. FML

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By CorCelesti - 02/06/2014 14:00 - United States

Today, I got married. My father saw this as a good time to give some solemn, heartfelt advice to my new husband: "That ring gets real heavy fast." I was standing right there. So was my mother. FML

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This is fine

By Anonymous - 07/08/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML

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By Googlebug - 01/11/2010 10:15 - United States

Today, my dad, who lives hours away, called and told me he was getting married. Today. As in this evening. Guess I'm not invited. FML

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By derranged - 22/04/2009 18:24 - China

Today, I was the best man at a wedding and I was flirting with a cute bridesmaid. Then this old guy decides to give the newlyweds a toast. He made a crappy joke and barely anybody laughed. So I say to the girl, "Wow that sucked, who the hell does he think he is?" The girl replies, "That's my dad". FML

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Inspired22 11

Saturday 11 April 2009 9:45

I'm so sorry. Try not to let him get to you. It's your special day! Remember next time, you do have the right to make him leave your parties...he really would have deserved that.

dramakat11 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 22:07

Did you tell him to go **** himself? Seriously, disown the jerk. How dare he ruin one of the most important occasions of your life?!

Comments

Alex_DeLarge 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 16:35

Oh, he's "that guy." Don't invite him to any of your weddings ever again. That'll show 'em.

EFFyourlifecait 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 16:48

Your father sounds like my father.

Jaxro 6

Saturday 11 April 2009 16:49

There is a story for your kids.

Puolukka 4

Saturday 11 April 2009 17:17

#22 You must be one of those people who STILL didn't understand that EVERY SINGLE FML has to start with "Today" so the OP could VERY well have posted the story after they got married and got back from their honeymoon, or even 5 years later...it doesn't mean they got married and the next thing they did was jump on FML to share the story...

Sammara 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 17:31

That's what groomsmen are for. Ours were on patrol for that exact thing at my wedding, and were informed to escort those people out.

PTERONOPHOBIA 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 17:35

This wasn't a bad FML, but the wording kind of makes me cringe. "wedding" didn't need to be reiterated, it should have been saved for the punchline. The situation sounds laaame though, sorry to hear it, but nobody's wedding is perfect... everyone has that one story of something totally crappy that happened on the big day. At my parents' my maternal grandma (now estranged) got drunk and bitched at my dad all night.