Birthday and Love: Nice try

Nice try

By forgottenbday - 11/07/2012 05:09 - United States - Canoga Park

Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML

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By A. nonymous - 14/12/2010 13:32

Today, my girlfriend made a delicious birthday breakfast, and she said there would be a surprise at the end. Today is not my birthday, it's her ex's. FML

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Grateful

By Anonymous - 21/04/2023 06:00 - Australia - Taren Point

Today, it's the day after my birthday. My boyfriend got me nothing. Nor did he do anything for me for Valentine's Day. Whereas I got him an $85 game for his birthday, planned a surprise visit to his family so he could see them and his pets, and spent all day Valentine's Day making the house spotless, as well as cakes. FML

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Hung up

By Anonymous - 31/10/2024 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my husband booked a restaurant and a trip to the theatre for my birthday, and even got me some nice jewellery. It’s not my birthday. It is his ex-girlfriend’s birthday though. My birthday isn’t for another four months. It’s the thought that counts I suppose. Idiot. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2013 01:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. There was a beautifully decorated table with rose petals and a huge bouquet and he told me he had ordered all this for me. I'd never felt so special. That is, until I had to get up for the couple whose table it actually was. FML

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Dodgy

By Anonymous - 24/05/2021 22:01

Today, my boyfriend and I went to his best friend’s birthday party. He got her red roses, a necklace and $100 Victoria’s Secret Gift Card. This year he forgot my birthday, gave me a hug and told me to leave his apartment because he had homework to do. We’ve been together for two years. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2009 16:27 - United States

Today, I was going to take my boyfriend to Napa. It's my birthday and I wanted to do something big since last year my fiancée called off the wedding. My boyfriend just broke up with me because I'm "clearly not over" my ex. This makes two consecutive birthdays alone in romantic hotels I paid for. FML

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By nicegirl08 - 20/01/2009 22:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came to visit me for my birthday. Over dinner he handed me a blank card that had the words "I love you" hastily written on it. When the waiter came to take our order he informed him that we'd be paying separately. Happy Birthday. FML

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So special

By Anonymous - 18/05/2020 20:00

Today, my boyfriend gave me the best birthday ever, then promptly broke up with me at midnight to get back with his ex, because he "didn't want to ruin my special day." FML

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By maddieex - 04/12/2014 02:49 - United States - Chicago

Today, my boyfriend brought me to a restaurant on a surprise date. I guess he didn't know that my ex-boyfriend now works there, and that he would be our waiter for the evening. FML

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By TLT - 16/11/2009 18:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over to celebrate our anniversary. He had a card written in crayon with my name spelled wrong, and a basket I had seen his mother throw in the trash filled with flower petals ripped from my mom's garden. Our anniversary was 3 days ago. FML

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perdix 29

Wednesday 11 July 2012 15:28

Shut up and enjoy it. Next week, tell him about his error and you'll get double dinners, double flowers, etc. this year. Sounds like a plan, doesn't it?

madelinebriana 11

Wednesday 11 July 2012 15:28

:( It was a simple slip of the mind. At least he still did something really nice and sweet for you! :)

Comments

lugiratina 3

Wednesday 11 July 2012 17:22

Can you please just accept your boyfriends lovely gift and forgive his small mistake? At least hes trying to please you

mendozamist 5

Wednesday 11 July 2012 17:28

Ouch what an idiot

tarheellover4 2

Wednesday 11 July 2012 17:32

Oh man that really sucks I'm sorry!!:'(

barrack234 2

Wednesday 11 July 2012 17:33

If he did that for his ex, then that means he'll do something even better for yu :)

indywoodtiger 0

Wednesday 11 July 2012 17:40

Don't knock it. Maybe he forgot hers once and now lodged in brain. I would take it and run.

amoyer0418 1

Wednesday 11 July 2012 17:53

Very nice! Todays my wife's bday and im doing the same thing, 7/11s an easy day to remember though...

BunnyRose 11

Wednesday 11 July 2012 17:57

There are a lot of b's in this FML

comehome 2

Wednesday 11 July 2012 18:04

You got a dinner, balloons, roses and a card and thats a problem?! Its a simple slip up but take advantage of it!

baseballguy06 0

Wednesday 11 July 2012 18:09

atleast he was thinking about you. not every guy is perfect. some people aren't the best when it comes to remembering birthdays. you'll be okay.

nerdsgetmehot 22

Wednesday 11 July 2012 18:10

Ouch! I guess at least he tried! It's the thought that counts, right? I wouldn't be too hard on him. On an unrelated note, did he get you balloons with helium in them? There's a world shortage of helium right now. How did he get those? The store where I work is completely out and won't have some for quite some time.