Airplanes and Transportation: Nite Flights

Nite Flights

By jetlagged - 16/01/2011 17:17 - Sweden

Today, for an eight-hour flight to Copenhagen, Denmark, I paid extra to get a seat offering more leg room. Unfortunately, the man behind me was so tall, his knees were pressing against my back the entire flight. FML

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By BackHurts - 16/07/2021 00:01 - Canada

Today, I paid $140 extra to get more comfort during a flight. The man behind me was so tall that his legs didn't let me recline the seat, and complained every time I tried to during the night. FML

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Stressed out

By Anonymous - 07/08/2023 06:00

Today, I was supposed to fly home for my dad's funeral, but the woman in the seat next to me was so obese, her bulging flesh left absolutely no way for me to sit in my seat. I complained to the stewardess, who then forced me to leave the plane just for raising my voice in frustration. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2016 17:04 - United States - Pittsburg

Today, I had to spend a long bus ride with my chest pressed against the window, because some mammoth of a woman decided to squeeze her double wide ass into my seat. FML

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By planes - 30/12/2009 06:27 - United States

Today, on the airplane, the kid behind me kicked my seat hundreds of times, while the big bald guy next to me farted deadly ones repeatedly. I was on a non-stop 14-hour flight. FML

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Get me out of here

By IamHM - 19/07/2016 18:36 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I'm on a 14-hour flight, stuck next to a large man whose rancid body odor is eclipsed only by his constant flatulence, which he loudly blames on me every time. On my other side is his friend who laughs like a moose at everything. There are no empty seats and no-one will trade with me. FML

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Turbulence

By Anonymous - 24/02/2021 21:30

Today, I had a several-hour-long flight. I was put in a seat at the very back of the plane. Before the plane even lifted off, a woman took a dump in the bathroom that I stank for the rest of the flight. Whenever I tried to get some sleep, the flight attendant walked past, savagely jostling me. FML

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By Claustrophobic - 04/04/2013 07:12 - United States

Today, I was on a plane in the aisle seat; the guy in the middle was encroaching on my space, and the window seat was not taken. The stewardess noticed my discomfort and suggested the guy move so we both had space. He had bought both seats and "liked sitting in the middle." FML

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First time?

By ajdown - 17/06/2011 20:23 - United Kingdom

Today, I have an eight hour transatlantic flight and the person sitting next to me has already filled his third sick bag. This wouldn't be quite so bad were we not still at the terminal with passengers still boarding the plane. FML

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I am the passenger…

By northernlass - 01/10/2010 14:32 - United States

Today, I boarded a trans-Atlantic flight by myself, and struck up a nice conversation with the passenger across the aisle. Before we even took off, the man in front of me unbuckled, stood to face me, and asked me to please shut the hell up. "It's a 9 hour flight, and you're VERY loud!" FML

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Foursome

By MLeguillon - 01/09/2014 04:34 - United States - Imperial

Today, after years of wonderful flying experiences, I boarded a flight and took my seat only to find a baby sitting in front of me, behind me, and to the right of me, and across the aisle from me. All of whom decided to cry in unison. It was a 9-hour flight. FML

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prettypinkpixie 9

Sunday 16 January 2011 22:34

you should have switched seats since he needed the leg room and then you wouldnt have someones knees in your back the whole flight.

chippa 24

Sunday 16 January 2011 22:30

F -his- life more than yours. Just my opinion.

Comments

icemans32 2

Monday 17 January 2011 2:48

I'm 6'7 and I hate selfish short bastards that take the extra room and don't share it with someone who truly needs it!

disgruntledyouth 0

Monday 17 January 2011 3:35

Hey, at least the OP can afford to fly on an airplane and upgrade seats, I bet more than half of you have never traveled

SweetTyB 0

Monday 17 January 2011 3:53

Hey, what's w/ that? More $$$ the more 1 can buy. An 8 hour flight being uncomfortable seems forever.

DocBastard 38

Monday 17 January 2011 4:21

There IS one person here who needs help, but sadly it isn't OP. Vballchick, I'll give you three guesses...

DakotaCat 4

Monday 17 January 2011 5:25

Has anyone noticed that Scandinavia is shaped like a snake eating a worm. Denmark is said worm.

Mayse 0

Monday 17 January 2011 9:32

Eh.. Well, no, I haven't. Sweden and Norway looks a bit like a tiger to me. But I don't see the snake anywhere?

percawesome 0

Monday 17 January 2011 10:30

If you ignore the gulf of bothania it sort it looks like a horse or donkey head...

Clover2009 0

Monday 17 January 2011 5:32

Today I tried to get a seat with enough leg room so that my long legs could comfortably stretch out. Instead the bitch in front got the last seat. Enjoy my knees in your back.

Clover2009 0

Monday 17 January 2011 5:33

#23, You sound psychotic.

vettle 6

Monday 17 January 2011 6:33

he was probably just mad that you took the extra leg room seat before he did!

RomanBeauty 0

Monday 17 January 2011 7:41

so your fml is about how 1st class was wrecked because you were not comfy enough on your way to Denmark? don't be so whiny. during your flight people died, were told they had an incurable disease, were told their children were dead, etc etc. your life does not sound so f'd