Kids, Vacation and Holidays: No fun

No fun

By Nofun - 29/08/2009 18:40 - United States

Today, I was helping my mom pack for our family vacation. We were both talking about how excited we were, when she turned to me and said, "Would you be offended if I asked you not to come? It's just… I want to have fun." FML

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Today, I was asking my husband to help me finalize plans for our upcoming vacation. He, however, would rather pout and sulk because I don’t want him to bring his mom along. She’s been with us on our last few trips and it’s hard to get any alone time. I’m considering just going alone at this point. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2019 20:00

Today, my mom told me my aunt was coming over. I told her I might have to work, and would be sad to miss her. My mom said, "Or, you know, if you're not there, it might be nice." FML

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By Blöde Gans - 25/11/2014 16:14 - United States - Ormond Beach

Today, my mom booked a family trip to Sweden. This would be great, if she hadn't asked me to tell our former German exchange student that we were coming to visit her in Germany. She was thrilled. Now I have to be the one to let her down. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2015 12:04 - United States - Camden

Today, my sister and I were planning a trip to get away from things and visit some faraway friends. My dad then decided to insert himself into our plans. He got mad when we said no, and couldn't understand why we wanted to go by ourselves. FML

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By Liv - 29/10/2013 22:09 - United Kingdom - Great Bookham

Today, my mother was talking about a holiday she went on this time last year. She turned to me to say, "You would've loved it, it's a shame you couldn't come". I was there. It was just the two of us on holiday together. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2023 01:30 - India - Puducherry

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2011 13:30 - United States

Today, my fiancé suggested we bring his elderly mother with us on our honeymoon. FML

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Saturday 29 August 2009 23:06

"Would you be offended if I called you a selfish bitch?"

allysonnn 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 23:07

hope you still went, srsly

Comments

crowdish 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 7:04

Why are so many people saying "hope you still went anyway"? If my mom made it so clear she didn't want to spend time with me, I wouldn't WANT to go anymore.

Gy7 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 7:48

WTF????party time:)

fakemylife 2

Sunday 30 August 2009 15:19

Girls just wanna have fun.

ClumsyJason 3

Sunday 30 August 2009 16:29

OUCH. :P

epccsplayer 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 18:30

The only reason I can see her telling you that is because you must be a really dry person. YDI.

perfectphlaws 0

Monday 31 August 2009 4:40

I don't know you, but if even your mom thinks your a downer it probably means you should work on that...

Az_daddy 0

Monday 31 August 2009 6:38

That's cold, but if ur mom called u out like that maby it's time to loosen up a lil.

cinderella_94 0

Monday 31 August 2009 10:57

she didn't mean to offend you, she meant that she wanted to 'have fun' with dad. :)

blue_eyed 0

Monday 31 August 2009 15:15

hahahaa thats not a big deal my mom does that sometimes well she doesnt explain like that but cmon i mean theyr old.... er and they do things they dont want theyr precious angles to see hahahahaha

TheMusicNote18 0

Monday 31 August 2009 21:36

If you have siblings that are going, then your mom's a bitch. Swipe her passport before she leaves for the airport or throw a huge party etc. If your parents are the only people in your family going, then they probably just want to have wild sex :P