No joke

By SilverZephyr - 16/01/2015 12:49 - United States - Marion

Today, I asked out a girl that I've liked for a while. She thought I was joking and laughed, saying, "No. Have you met yourself?" FML
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TahoeFMler 22

What a rude bitch!

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Dilwann 27

I'd suggest asking what she meant by that. Everyone has flaws, it's best to know what yours are.

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TahoeFMler 22

What a rude bitch!

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gmian 34

Looks like he dodged a bullet there..

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IAmzephyr 22

'yeah I'm a nice guy, figured I'd be nice to a bitch'

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Darkness_Hate 29

But you have just met a girl more known as a bitch..

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shaar_fml 33

Wow, what a bitch. Sorry OP, you can do better!

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Erebus_Terror 12

sorry, but on your pic there seems to be a bit of other stuff around your ****.

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Dilwann 27

I'd suggest asking what she meant by that. Everyone has flaws, it's best to know what yours are.

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Algorithm 24

It's true, but the sort of person who'd actually say something so blatantly insulting to someone's face isn't someone good to be around. Instead, get your close friends to rant at you when they're angry at you. Trust me, you'll find out your flaws.

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RobinGoodfellow 47

I'm just curious to know if OP is widely regarded as a horrible person. Granted, the girl's response was horrible, but I'd love to know if her opinion of OP is widespread.

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khaoticpanda 28

Ive jokingly said things like that. Maybe she was joking. Sometimes this site blows things out of proportion

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LuckBeNimble 19

@56 or maybe you're a bitch too? like 5 said, we all have flaws.

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garrett_8614 14

#57 - the FML literally says she thought he was joking.

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dhut2131 12

What a little hussy. Don't worry OP, you're better off without someone like that in your life :)

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devildog562 33

It's best just to be nice and kindly remind her that she's rude and disrespectful and you don't deserve to be treated like that.

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lowkeybelieber 7

Hey OP look on the bright side, rejections aren't the worst thing in the world. Though it may sting a little right now, just wait. When one door closes another opens, I met my fiancé a week after a bad rejection. Keep your head up.

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IAmzephyr 22

sorry to hear that OP. don't worry there's a nice girl out there for you somewhere :)

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Purexinsanity 46

With that kind of attitude, seems more like you dodged a bullet there OP!

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