No mash for you

By Nazi-chef - 24/02/2017 04:00 - United States - Tucson

Today, I was making mashed potatoes in a hurry, I had the pot boiling on high when I had to rush to the bathroom. As I'm walking away, I ask my boyfriend to watch the potatoes. When I returned, they were no longer boiling and he proudly announced he added cold water because they looked a little dry. What? FML
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Same thing different taste

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He's probably also the type that if he were asked to make mashed potatoes, he'd use a meat tenderizer to mash the uncooked potatoes.

Indianboy9321 25

Third times NOT the charm in your case.

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To all those people saying disabled people can't cook: I'm mentally and physically disabled and I can ******* cook. Meanwhile my brother has nothing wrong with him, he's blown up 3 microwaves, set a microwave on fire, and even once tried to make strawberry flavoured alfredo by adding strawberry milk. He's even tried to softboil eggs in the microwave, even after I told him, just put a tiny hole in for the gas to escape and it shouldn't explode. He thought just putting it in for a couple of seconds at a time would make it not explode. He fails so much at it it's not funny. Some people just suck at it. Also for some stupid reason when I try to hit the reply button it does nothing, so if you can tell me how to get stuff like that working that'd be great, thanks. >_>

Are you dating a complete moron? How could a pot of boiling water look dry.

Fmylife needs a 'in love with himbo' category.